Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Here’s another flight of fancy from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s proposed second amended complaint for his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 100-144The various motions to dismiss filed by the defendants against the first amended complaint thoroughly gut TDPK’s allegations of wire and mail fraud. I won’t repeat them here. It’s interesting that Kimberlin would bring up bank fraud. 18 U.S.C. § 1344 defines bank fraud as obtaining or attempting to obtain

any of the moneys, funds, credits, assets, securities, or other property owned by, or under the custody or control of, a financial institution, by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises.

TDPK offers no evidence that any defendant did such a thing. OTOH, filing a false mortgage application would be the sort of thing covered under the statute, and a false mortgage application was one of the things that led to revocation of Brett Kimberlin’s parole back in the late ’90s.

11 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. False mortgage applications – hmmmmm

    surely he wouldn’t have cut and pasted anything on it?


  2. Even if the actions constituted wire, mail, and bank fraud in interstate commerce, they do not give TDPK a private cause of action.

    Because he has no damages as a result of the fraud. The government can punish fraudsters. The victims can sue the fraudsters. And the banks may be able to sue the fraudsters. But TDPK, as a third party unrelated to the fraud, has no standing to sue for fraud.


    • Details, shmetails.

      I doubt lack of standing has ever prevented him from making claims before, so I’m sure he sees no reason to stop now.


  3. It’s a tactic designed to frighten the ignorant into thinking they might have done something, inadvertently, to break the law.

    Probably not going to work with the current crop of Defendents, who will, hopefully, give Brett Coleman Kimberlin, domestic terrorist/pedophile/con man/suspected murder, some genuine legal heartburn, in addition to reinforcing his permanent case of Internet butthurt.


  4. Strange that the Cabin Boy was also very interested in any fund the defendants set up, both the legal fund and the fund for Kimberlin’s wife. Why it’s almost like he was receiving direction from someone. If only us lickspittles were smart enough to deduce who it might have been…..


    • I’m totally stumped…

      When Kimberlin was younger his highschool quarter back career was ruined when he keep barking out:

      Run to the right
      Run to the right
      Handoff
      Handoff
      Hike!

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