3 thoughts on “Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

  1. C’mon, Mr. Hoge. That’s a ‘carny’ sucker question!

    Everyone knows that General Failure is the Elkridge Horror’s imaginary brother just like his fishing bobber who delights in rummaging through garbage dumps frenetically searching for something he can use to taunt his imaginary enemies. He is the world’s first 21 star general just because the Elkridge Horror taught him all he knows.*

    Use encrypted removable SSD’s for maximum protection against those snooping Horrors, Elkridge or otherwise.

    * got thimble?

  2. “Have you reinstalled Windows?”
    – actual quote from a Dell Technical Support Representative back in the late 1990s, just before I made him cry, and got a note in my customer file, “Give him the parts he asks for, he knows more about this than we do!”

    For ten years, I could call Dell and get replacement parts without having to go through “the script.”

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