25 thoughts on “Prevarication Du Jour

  1. That is going to be one tired monkey tonite.

    He is dancing up a storm.

    Here, Bill, have a banana.

  2. BS, who has repeatedly accused Hoge of criminal fraud and suborning perjury, wants an apology. For what, I’m not sure, but apparently for being caught in a prevarication du jour.

  3. For those of us who are not nearly as deep in the weeds on legal requirements, can you explain the problem? Since you’ve given these details, I’m assuming it’s no longer a secret from TDPS, but I at least don’t see why this is significant. Thanks.

  4. I concur with AWG. If the problem has been brought to TDPS’s attention already, I would like it to be explained to us, because it’s completely opaque to me so far.

  5. ” BTW, I’m not the only person who downloaded the file just after he posted it, and I’m not the only person to have noticed that Bill probably didn’t create the file.”

    Should one say, “Oops”?

  6. The Cabin Boy then uploads the pdf to Scribd.

    Some people Just. Can’t. Shut. Up. even if their life depended on it. And if you believe the Cabin Boy™, his does!

  7. Is it really so that a layperson third party can’t assist a pro-se plaintiff? I understand the necessity of any attorney being accountable for his work product, and accepting only those pleadings, papers, filings which have been created by an attorney if the attorney is admitted to the bar and declares his participation in their creation.

    But, I don’t see the same standard applying to some oaf who is not an attorney and is admitted to no bar anywhere and doesn’t hold himself out to be an attorney. So your mom can help or your next-door-neighbor can help you out, if they aren’t real attorneys and never pretend to be.

    • An example of where the Federal courts are cracking down on non-attorney “assistance” is the bankruptcy petition preparer field, where the courts are often bringing them in on orders to show cause in my district.

    • That, Ms. Scarlet, is a FASCINATING question, given the close association of two attorneys with BK non-profits.

  8. It would be awesome if our host has other pdf files created in the same Win programs.
    Fingers crossed that he does.
    I love Win vs Mac fights.

  9. Meanwhile, back in the jungle…

    The Elkridge Horror continues to demonstrate to all of us just how frantically he is trying divert attention away from the substantive issue now at hand – who really wrote the actual material he submitted and is there a “practicing law without a license” matter here?

    Truth be known, the Elkridge Horror has not even attended one count them one bona fide class in a course at any accredited law school; a class such as Civil Procedure or Contracts , you know, basic first year stuff. The Elkridge Horror would never make it through the first day’s grilling by a seasoned law school professor, finding himself vomiting profusely under the strain of Socratic dialogue while his fair-weather mentor continuously snickered and giggled from the relative safety of his seat in the last row.

    No, the Elkridge Horror has once again been exposed to one and all as nothing more than an absolute fraud, a sniveling coward who crudely imposes his warped and decayed sense of morality on those with whom he senses weakness, real or imagined. His ‘doxing’ or ‘outing’ of the innocent Johnstown, Pennsylvania area dentist followed immediately by the blatantly criminal extortion of the innocent victim of the Horror’s warped sense of “vigilante” justice conclusively demonstrates that the latter now permanently resides outside the acceptable parameters of civilized society and must be segregated from it. He is nothing more than a mindless predator bent on savaging the rest of society whom he intuits deprived him of his rightful position and deserved glory……”EMPEROR WILLIAM MAXIMILIAN SCHMALFELDT I…. In reality, he has continuously exposed himself as the “Emperor with NO clothes” a fitting epitaph to an insignificant pile of steaming horse manure lying in the middle of a deserted country road. (with apologies to the horse)

    • I met a traveller from an antique land
      Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
      Stand in a trailer park. Near them, on the sand,
      Half sunk, a bloated visage lies, whose frown,
      And mayo-smeared lip, and sneer of cold command,
      Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
      Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
      The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
      And on the pedestal these words appear —
      “My name is Parvocampus, king of kings:
      Look on my works, ye Hogeists, and despair!”
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.’

      (with apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley)

  10. Several midshipmen at Annapolis were caught I believe in a cheating scandal doing this exact same thing, if I am remembering correctly – so its not something out in left field

  11. But I’m sure if someone is a jailhouse “lawyer” who has filed “hundreds” of cases, then zipping off a document for a friend would not be an issue.

  12. I actually think he should stop using his computer directly for some stuff. Really. All sorts of data get stuck inside online documents. Bring it to the copy shop and let them do the pdf. That way you don’t give away too much. But change out of the goofy security uniform, toss the timers, and wash out the trunk of the Impala before you go. Wait. Which of these guys are we talking about?

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