The following is from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s “Response to Defendant Twitchy’s Memorandum” filed on 9 May in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.
What TDPK was ranting about was the filing of a state court transcript with the federal court. He’s claiming that the state case, Kimberlin v. Walker, et al., Case No. 380966V, is not related to the federal case. However, on 17 January, TDPK filed this in RICO case.
Mark Twain once observed that if you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said.
Do perjurers ever tell the truth?
I give it a 50-50 chance the judge picks up on that, a lower chance the calls him on it. Brett really would have been better off filing nothing, or apologizing again. What he filed instead positively harmed his cause.
he’s been harming his cause ever since he started cruising Speedway’s middle schools
Don’t forget the elementary schools – 10 years old (Barton) is too little for middle school. 10 years old little girls are in 4th or 5th grade; maybe even 3rd grade, depending on when the sign up date/birthdate cut-off is in that particular school district.
“Alice in Wonderland,” indeed!
The Notorious Bomber suing honest citizens who he accuses of a conspiracy to defame him — yes, there is an “Alice in Wonderland” aspect to this case.
I’d have no doubt he cribbed the rhetorical flourishes but for things like the triple question mark. Who does that in a legal pleading???
Having a vivid, even to the point of being delusional, imagination is not the same thing as being a gifted storyteller.
The tripled question mark… I could tolerate that.
But in his letters to the judge, when he dots the i’s in his signature with little hearts, that’s going too far.
of course they do, when it suits their purposes, and only then…as their friends do also…
O.o
I thought it was ,”Anti-relevant!”
I guess every once in awhile he DOES proofread his filings…but still he left in the three question marks.
At least he didn’t alternate with exclamation points. Like this?!?!?!
*smh*
really it needs an eleventy!!!!!1!!!!11!!!
I seem to remember Demi Moore in A Few Good Men making an objection to the court, being turned down, then “strenuously” objecting. Maybe that’s how the exclamations and question marks work. There code for “I really, really mean this.” It’s probably good that he hasn’t found the bold, underline or italics functions.
It’s good to see both Aaron and RS McCain commenting here. Can’t wait until this lawsuit is tossed.
Brett’s “truth” is whatever might be advantageous to him at the moment.
There’s only one person in this scenario that has jumped down the rabbit hole and it is not Michael Smith.
“Motions to Dismiss by five of the Defendants named in the instant case, Aaron Walker, Robert McCain, William Hoge, and Kimberlan Unmasked.”
Funny, I only count four defendants. Is one imaginary or invisible like the Cheshire Cat?
Math is hard.
Especially in Wonderland.
Why is it that whenever I read timelines of some commenters here, the cyber stalker rears his head?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/468350549856120832
The week before Mother’s Day, BS fell off the map. People barely discussed him, if at all. In other words, he was left alone because he was behaving like a civilized person. This was more than he could stand so, desperate for attention, he started attacking everyone again on Mother’s Day. Now, the whining and pretend victimhood have commenced for the umpteenth time. He should take Rick Buchanan’s advice and get checked out for depression.
How thoughtful. Open the barn door. How soon before new claims of harassing emails and comments surface?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/468351565125124097
Just left him a comment:
“God bless you, Cousin Bill.
You are in my prayers.”
It is, of course, in moderation.
Yes, harassment, that’s what we Hogeists are all about…
Oh, and my IP address:
Well, that did it. He says you must “cease and desist.”
Cuz Bill’s loving response to my olive branch:
Nice. In character, a snake.
“Either come clean, or cease and desist.”
Or else, what? What are you going to do, Cuz? Direct more vitriol my way? Oooo, scary!!!
I am your cousin, that’s the simple fact. I’ve explained before, we’re not first cousins, nor even second cousins, but we are cousins, with same last name. I did know you as a child, and your mother and mine were acquaintances, too. Clinton, Manning, Wyoming, all towns in Iowa where Schmalfeldt’s were resident.
It is a shame Dr. Joe is gone, because he’d vouch for me, we met several times at NMSU, as would your Dad.
A lost cause, but I still pray for you, Bill, even though you’ve forgotten me, and shame our common heritage…
He misses the human contact, which is probably all he gets.
And that’s exactly what he’s doing – he cleaned up his blog, and now he is woefully tweeting people, telling them to “cease contact,” and starting flame wars. Next step: playing the victim, crying that nobody leaves him alone, threatening Hoge.
And now it appears he has set himself up for more mockery by faildoxing Howard….for the bazillionth time.
I have to object to your characterization of Bill Schmalfeldt as “[having been] behaving like a civilized person.” Civilized people do the things civilized people do. Uncivilized people do the kind of things Bill Schmalfeldt does. For all we know, Bill Schmalfeldt spent the bulk of his doctor-ordered hiatus attempting to dox his enemies. Civilized people don’t engage in doxing. Bill Schmalfeldt does. Bill Schmalfeldt’s actions towards some poor lady in Oregon were the height of incivility. For all we know, he was trying to dox someone the entire people period of his seeming “good behavior.”” For all we know, his attempts at reconciliation were completely insincere, and motivated by ulterior motives such waiting for his last sh#tstorm to blow over, and luring people to his websites to try to capture their IPs. If our experiences have taught us anything about Bill Schmalfeldt is should be this: he is more of an animal than a human being. To the extent his doctor placed him in a cage, great. Unfortunately, I doubt his doctor’s ability to control him without availing himself to more forcible options.
Didn’t “teen” Kimberlin actually use a state case where he was found to NOT be a public figure – is he going to denounce himself?
Yup.
Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.
Brett Kimberlin’s pattern of contemporaneous bad faith and alteration of documents in litigation, is relevant no matter who he is suing or why. And this conduct also needs to be viewed in the light cast from his past rebukes by courts for his frauds and perjuries and revocation of parole for lying in an attempt to avoid paying a judgment
His is a moral relativism the nobody but he and his duped followers can understand.
^^^^ This!
BREAKING: BS admits that @ mentions are “contact.”
Bill Schmalfeldt @wmsbroadcasting 13m
@marcussenmarino Cease contacting me.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/468412828018569217
Strange stance for a man who wants to argue to the highest court in MD that @mentions are NOT contact. I’ll bet the court would be very interested in his change of heart.
I wonder if he realizes that the statute of limitations on violations of the PO is probably three years from the violation. I wonder if he realizes that charges dropped as a function of a consent order can be re-instated if the order is nullified? Surely he realizes that by not actively pulling the appeal he is violating the consent order; win, lose, or remand.
Oh, nevermind, this is Bill we’re talking about.
Gail must have just walked in – @wmsbroadcasting just went offline…
…and it’s back.
Predictable.
He. Just. Can’t. Stop.
nope he’s gonna keep on tweeting people till he can egg them into saying something he can use to claim victim hood…
like I said on twitter, if everyone ignores him, no direct contact, no @ mentions (i’m not saying stop talking about him with others, just not too him) he’ll be in meltdown mode by tonight…again.
Smelly McFarty is just a little turd in the toliet bowl of his own life who wont flush no matter how many times the handle gets hit…
Cabin Boy really ought to consider the example of Frisch, she is an object lesson of where he is headed.
Well, except for the lesbianism thing …
He’s a lesbian?!
I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Sorry ya lost me…who is Frisch?
n/m now I know who SHE is
Deb Frisch was some sort of university professor type person who decided to go Full Retard on Protein Wisdom‘s Jeff Goldstein… and his family. It didn’t end well for her, but it made life hard for Jeff and his family for a while.
Jeff fought back, and fought hard. Somewhere in the middle of the struggle, he wrote “When I’m done with you, Deb, you’re going to be an internet verb.”
I expect some new vocabulary could be minted from our present host’s battle with the forces of shutuppery.
This is pretty comprehensive: Deborah Frisch Timeline
Note that the powers that be didn’t give much of a damn about her spreading her psychosis around until she started getting it directly on them.
He wants my name address attorneys name all in the course of investigative journalism!!!!
He’s just setting himself up for a pwning:
Someone will give him the name of someone, and their attorney’s name.
Neither of them will have ever heard of Cousin Bill.
He’ll go all “legal threats” on them, and they will squash him like a bug.
Lulz will be had.
We did this to Deb Frisch multiple times. MULTIPLE TIMES.
But it does seem a little cruel to do that, even to attorneys.
You know that her parole is almost over, right? I’m gloomily poised for the return of Li’l Debbie.
Her parole was over 4/11/2014.
One can hope she’s still taking her meds.
I thought it was June!
In any case, it’s good that there is silence from that quarter. Of course, it helps that the 5 Acorn Ranch has been sold, and I don’t believe she has a job that would allow her access to a computer.