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    • There’s a difference?????
      No wonder … never mind but I probably should apologizes to everyone who attended my New Years party … That spray mousse wasn’t dessert in a can after all.
      I’m glad I’m bald!


      • See the løveli lakes

        The wonderful telephøne system

        And mani interesting furry animals

        The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
        unintentional.
        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

        Including the majestic møøse

        A Møøse once bit my sister …

        No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
        with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
        her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
        star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
        Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
        Nordfink”.

        We apologise for the fault in the
        subtitles. Those responsible have been
        sacked.

        Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

        We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
        responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
        have been sacked.

        Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

        Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
        Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
        Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
        Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
        Møøse trained to mix
        concrete and sign com-
        plicated insurance
        forms by JURGEN WIGG
        Møøses’ noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

        Large møøse on the left
        half side of the screen
        in the third scene from
        the end, given a thorough
        grounding in Latin,
        French and “O” Level
        Geography by BO BENN

        Suggestive poses for the
        Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
        Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

        The directors of the firm hired to
        continue the credits after the other
        people had been sacked, wish it to
        be known that they have just been
        sacked.

        The credits have been completed
        in an entirely different style at
        great expense and at the last
        minute.

        Executive Producer
        JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama

        The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
        unintentional.
        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
        JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
        EARL J. LLAMA
        MIKE Q. LLAMA III
        SY LLAMA
        MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
        Directed By
        40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
        ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
        6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
        142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
        14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
        (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
        REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
        76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
        FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
        and
        TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

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