The Cabin Boy™ has intentionally inflicted yet another of his books on the public. Perhaps the only thing good about it is the picture of the handsome young man on the cover. (The Gentle Reader can take a peek here.)
He’s promoting his book over at Patriot-Ombudsman (No, I won’t link to it), and he has a sample of one of his chapters headlined with the copy shown on the left.
Of course, that statement is false. First of all, I don’t have any minions. Second, I didn’t send the minions that I don’t have out to “destroy” the Cabin Boy’s™ book. It self-destructed because of it’s own copyright infringement issues. Third, I try to respect the intellectual property of others and do not knowingly engage in copyright infringement.
I believe that Bill Schmalfeldt knows his statement is false. I believe that he made it with a reckless disregard for the truth. I believe that he made it maliciously in an attempt to damage my reputation.
I am not amused.
Another among many false accusations by him against you of malfeasance and outright criminality. Remember that he accused you of suborning perjury?
I understand that at least in some states, falsely accusing someone of a crime is a crime in itself.
I hope someone has contacted Mr. Puzio of NJ to let him know that he is being slandered in the comments on the review of this book. I admit to thinking a summons from NJ (and/or any other state whose resident(s) he has libeled) would do BS a world of good.
Heh. Florida has a Criminal Libel statute. Felony in fact.
To the “Elkridge Horror”:
I pen this note to you because I know you will read it here. If you can’t fully fathom what the owner of this blog is saying, you are shortly going to be in the courtroom drama of your life. There is nothing better than a good old-fashioned Torts trial complete with the ass-whupping, pimp-slappin’ and eventual judgment (Yes, that is the way it’s spelled, Boi) and collection process which should have you living under one of the I-95 overpasses.
Claiming that you are elder-impaired ain’t valid as a defense of any kind unless you plead and prove insanity and relocate permanently to a State Hospital. Naturally, your bestest friend can’t defend you cuz’ he’s only a paralegal and can’t even take, let alone pass, the Maryland Bar exam. Your claim about PD is easily refuted by your continued Internet and Twitter presence. Oh, and Neal can’t help you either!
You in some serious shit, Dude! I think it’s about to get real interesting real real fast!
Just sayin’
I see his “book” (176 pages? more like a pamphlet) is a “best seller”. Even worse for him.
I’m wondering why John, a private citizen, would have given his permission for Willy to use his picture on an allegedly commercial venture.
Odd that.
Vanderbilt owns the copyright. I imagine the have in-house legal who would be very happy to take care of that.
Yeesh, even worse!
Because he does not own the copyright to that photo, Vanderbilt University Yearbook does. Bill is using it without permission, knowingly (as evidenced by comments on P-O and Twitter timeline). Absolutely begging for a C&D letter from attorneys and a DMCA notice from any commenter whose words have been published without their permission.
I found this graphic depiction of Bill ranting on Twitter …
http://www.hyscience.com/rantingkeyboard.gif
This reminds me of the Black Knight in Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
Both possessing zero self-awareness …
ahahaa!! i haven’t seen that in years. that made me laugh so hard!
It dropped to #10 now; I guess it’s not clearing the shelves fast enough. Fatboi is trying to be a writer; I wonder how many misspellings this one might have?
See? I am not the only one who liked the cover. CBBS should have just stopped right there while he was ahead, but instead he couldn’t resist tacking a whole bookful of self serving accusations.
How many times can this Obese tub, implode????
Obviously far more than it should be legally allowed to.
“Intentional Affliction”
The story of my “illness” and why Muhammad Ali and Michael J. Fox hate me.
Nice! Though I like Intentional Fiction too. It describes so much of his output. Right now he’s claiming that he’s never published anything he didn’t know to be true. I’m not sure whether to laugh maniacally or start dreaming up unpleasant endings.
Any ending for the brobdingnagian blowhard would be pleasant.
True, pleasant for us. I was thinking of it from his perspective, as what he’d rather not have happen. Like lots of process servers showing up at his doorstep. Or huge copyright fines. Or actually having to show up in a non-Maryland court to defend his attacks on people.
Willy sez:
Bill Schmalfeldt @PatOmbudsman 18m
Unlike my adversaries, I state for the record that I do NOT publish things I know to be false. That’s what makes us different. #tlot #p2
You stated in your just-removed “book” that you could no longer speak more than a sentence without breaking out in a coughing fit, that is proven false by your youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBuTdY-lHSU.
You’ve also stated on twitter that your timeline was protected most of February and March. A look back at the archives here show dozens of screen-caps of your tweets from that time.
You want more?
This one is ripe fodder.
Do you have any idea how many screen caps I have of him harassing me in February of this year? His account was not protected during that month. Nor was it protected in March. I have caps from then as well.
You mean, he lied?
https://twitter.com/PatOmbudsman/status/460147156935270400
He must itch every time he opens his mouth or start typing.
…….. and immediately after he starts to feel all itchy, he then goes to that dark, dank and warm sweaty palm place…….just him and his Depends……
Maybe the old lady should do a better job of wiping him.
Wait… there aren’t any minions?
Well… that would sure go a looong way towards explaining why my search for an Official Hoge Minion Signup Page was so utterly unsuccessful.
When did we become “minions”? I thought we were “lickspittles”? Can the copyright bandit SOB make up his mind? I need to know what to put on my business cards, damn it!
Feel free to buy Team Lickspittle goodies at The Hogewash Store.
Invent some minions please – please – if you need volunteers I want to be dave…
😀
Call me Maximilian Minion…
If anyone did purchase Fiction to see what they can sue the Moldwarp over, it’s down to $9.00 now. One can ask for a refund of the difference by going to the “Help & Customer Service” page, where there is a “Contact Us” button in the right column (at the bottom of the Self Service section) which allows one to make such a request.
Did Willy change the cover of his “book” to include the Vandy info? I must not be paying attention.
Anyway, it has been said before, but it should be said again, Bill has absolutely no clue as to what the term “Fair Use” actually means.
Or, to quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”
He had some rant on P-O about how he knew he was violating copyright law, and if Vanderbilt complained, he would just take the picture off and replace it with something we’d find disgusting.
He is assuming that no one would bother taking him to court for copyright violation. He may be wrong.
Hey!
I notice that Cabin Boy has excerpted the recent post from my blog for inclusion in his latest fecal smear!
As gratified as we are by the attention (and reaction) to our MASSIVE parody, it does beg the following question:
Which of you lickspittle minions (can I be a maximum minion?) “invited” the Cabin Boy to my blog? I know I didn’t invite him, and I know he considers the unauthorized reading of blogs and TL’s to be unspeakably RUDE!
So it MUST have been one of you!
But what’s truly most important here is Cabin Boy’s selective editing. He samples the parody, of course, but in order to paint it as hateful harassment, he chooses NOT to identify it as parody; he purposely left that out of the sample, and I’ll bet everything I own he’s done the same thing in his poopstain of a book as well.
His choice. His action followed from his choice. And as all true grown ups know: actions have CONSEQUENCES!
Cabin Boy may have forgotten the original material on which we based this parody; but as I said, repeating his very words, good thing we kept a screen cap.
Because now…NOW…that post from March 26th, that vile yet pointless attack on our host and his family (and families are off limits, amirite, troll?), must be reconstituted in its entirety and posted on my blog, where he will be unable to either deny his authorship or the fact that he deleted it from P-O whilst soaking in a bathtub filled with his own fear pee.
Coming soon to Thinking Man’s Zombie…
As promised… http://thinkingmanszombie.wordpress.com/2014/04/27/gotta-hand-it-to-hoge-he-knows-how-to-drive-traffic/
And to all my LEEKSPEETLE friends, I figure Cabin Boy has only these options:
1. Sit there and take his whuppin’ like a man;
2. Claim it’s a copyright infringement, thus admitting he wrote it;
3. Claim it’s plagiarism of an unpublished work, thus admitting he wrote it;
4. Claim he never wrote any such thing.
The only mildly undesirable outcome is #4. I hope to be able to count on the good help of those who have also screencapped or saved the original page.
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God bless
Boxer, sorry Bill, for he surely needs it. He’s copied the entire text of this post on his website as “proof” of the hate over here.Boxer, sorry Bill, has a very odd definition of hate.