Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

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JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny? There’s a change of plans.

JOHNNY: What’s up?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) I’ve sent you an email. Read it and call me back

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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JOHNNY: At this point in the program, I’d normally tell you that the following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during my investigation of Short-Fused Dud Matter, but things are different this evening. After reading Aaron email, it’s obvious that I’m going to be busy running down a new lead that has popped up over the weekend. This week we were going to take a look at the cards The Bomber thought he was playing, but the deck’s been shuffled.

I need to ask you to wait another week for the next intriguing episode.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

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ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1. This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

15 thoughts on “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

    • Unfortunately, sleep won’t come to those dying to know! Saying a shoe is about to drop on Brett Kimberlin is practically a Rorschach test. There are so many possibilities ranging from Bill Schmalfeldt turning states evidence to new leads in the murder of Julia Schyphers. Imelda Marcos probably didn’t have that many pair. The exact wording leads me to think that Paul Lemming isn’t the only person on Team Kimberlin who has flipped. Even there the list is quite extensive. Maybe his lawyer/partners won’t want to be associated with his management of their alleged “charities.” Maybe Mrs Kimberlin isn’t willing to testify to what he wants her to testify. Maybe, the human blog doesn’t want to go down with the ship. And, maybe, Kimberlin trusted those in settlement negotiations more than he ought to have had.

  1. It is about damn time the deck got reshuffled. In fact all the cards in that one seem to be marked. It is time for a whole new deck to be brought out. And a new dealer too!

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