Bonus Prevarication Du Jour

PBT201403152048ZIt is not a lie.

At 9 am on 16 October, 2013, I was waiting in the my lawyer’s conference room for her to meet me so that we could walk over to the courthouse together. The Cabin Boy’s™ motion to modify the peace order was scheduled for that morning. (It was denied, BTW.) Because he had been touting a big story to be posted at 9 that morning, I got out my iPad and took a look at the Patriot-Ombudsman website. Here is what I found.P-O Headline 201310161300ZThanks to the Cabin Boy’s™ post, I knew what The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin was handing me when he gave me a thick envelope with a copy of the original RICO complaint about a half-hour later in the foyer of the courthouse. When I got home after lunch, I found this on Cabin Boy’s™ website.P-O Headline 201310161659ZSchmalfeldt had posted the entire text of the RICO complaint. On 16 October.

Here is what the PACER docket shows about when the complaint was filed and when it was posted.RICO Docket 1So the Cabin Boy™ claims that he never posted anything before it was published on PACER, yet his posting of the RICO complaint is timestamped on 16 October and the PACER docket shows that it was published on 17 October.

Someone is lying, but it isn’t me.

UPDATE—BTW, the passage from my reply to a couple of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s oppositions to some of my motions that the Cabin Boy™ is so worked up about is this.ECF 59 extractYou will note that I didn’t claim that he published actual docket items per se in each case but that he published information contained in filings before the filings were publicly available. Considering that his tweets and blog posts have been backed up by multiple persons and considering that the docket on PACER is datestamped for both date of filing and date entered into the system, it should not be surprising that all the information needed to back my assertion exists. I wouldn’t be surprised if it hasn’t already been compiled.

113 thoughts on “Bonus Prevarication Du Jour

  1. Let’s suppose Mr. Hoge did say something untrue about BS in a privileged submission to a court. How would that invalidate the mediation agreement? And of course if the mediation agreement is no longer valid, well, that opens up several intriguing possibilities.

      • Tom, would this qualify as a “factual claim made by the plaintiff”?

        A Statement from Brett Kimberlin, Owner of the National Bloggers Club
        Posted on March 7, 2014 by Bill Schmalfeldt

        Sent: Friday, March 7, 2014 8:13:13 PM
        Subject: Official Notification re National Bloggers Club Inc.

        To whom it may concern:

        Please take this as formal notice that the State of Texas has forfeited your rights to the National Bloggers Club as of February 21, 2014, after revoking your right to transact business on October 16, 2013. I have assumed those rights through proper legal processes.

        You are hereby notified that you may not use the National Bloggers Club name for any purpose, including on any website, for any fundraising, or for marketing or promotion. You must immediately remove any and all references to the National Bloggers Club on any website and from any bank accounts. If you opened any bank accounts or set up any fundraising tools or sites using the National Bloggers Club name or any corporate papers issued by the State of Texas, you must shut those down immediately.

        Please note that within four days, I will be meeting or talking with officials from the State of Texas in the Attorney General’s Office, other departments, the FBI and the IRS regarding your use of the National Bloggers Club to raise funds based on fraudulent misrepresentations regarding the validity and 501c3 status of the National Bloggers Club.

        Brett Kimberlin

      • Yeah. I’m sure that Kimberlin is speaking with LE agencies in Texas after having dropped 4 1/2 tons of drugs on our soil. I would be shocked if he set foot in Texas ever again.

    • for a “journolist”, i’m surprised (no not really) that Twinkie doesnt realize that the adverb often is modifying the first half of the compound direct object of the verb publishing, and since he has OFTEN published (what he thinks are) factual claims, whether or not he published details before they were up on pacer more than once becomes secondary to the over all meaning of the sentence….

      of course having read some of his writing, Twinkie hasn’t the best grasp on what is a truthful representation of what is going on anyway…

  2. Fat Willy, attorney-at-law:


    “Your honor, they say my client has murdered often, but the truth is, he’s only murdered once!”

    (gavel falls)


  3. He also does not know how to read: “BS often does A or B.” That’s a lie says BS because he claims that A happened only once while ignoring the number of occurrences of B.

  4. Perhaps more to the point, what BS posted was NOT the copy that was on PACER. It contained items that were never in the filed version, and the numbering was different.

    • are you implying that BK gave Twinkie a copy of a lawsuit he intended to file against other parties, BEFORE filing them?!?!?!?!


    • So Cabin Boy posted docs that he got from Pacer, before they were published on Pacer, and they are NOT the docs that were actually loaded to Pacer and now tries to cover his, once again, obvious lies. World’s Stupidest Man™

      • Well, what he says now is not that he didn’t do it, but that he didn’t do it often. For very large values of often, I guess.

  5. Please, for the love of God, don’t anybody explain “often” to him.

    At least until tomorrow. This is too good.

  6. Wow – such deflection… He lied. Y’all called him out on it. He doubled down and insisted on his lie. Y’all called him out on it. Now it’s Y’all who made a big deal of his lie? rofl

    Yeah, it’s not a crime to be a press agent for a tiny terrorist. But it was a big fat lie to claim our host made a false claim in a pleading.

  7. I’m waiting for the doomsday clock to start with some wise…I mean crap prediction from Fatboi!

  8. Well, I for one am very glad to know that he’s “done being fucked with.”

    I don’t know what I’ll call it from now on, but I’ll think of something.

    I’m creative like that.

  9. Bill Schmalfeldt‏@ParkyBillTweets·23 mins
    “One more time. Hoge needs to go through the comments section and remove the comments he knows are defamatory and untrue…”

    I hope this schlunk can laugh at himself. I’d hate to think he’s the only one missing out on the fun.

    • TV time be damn. I just canceled by cable subscription and all my TV sets go in a garage sale tomorrow.

      There is nothing on TV that can match Schmalfeldt Comedy.


      • Oh keep one TV and a Netflix subscription. Schmalfeldt Comedy doesn’t run on the most regular of schedules.

        Unfortunately for HoCo care providers. the same probably cannot be said for the man himself.

      • Fat Willy, why did you use this comment to deflect to Ali. We were talking about you getting caught in so many lies. The comedy bit hit home too much? You even had a comedy alias/radio if I remember. And apparently my memory is better than yours as you have confessed this evening.

      • Need a hospital?

        Sure. You have Parkinson’s, remember? Of course you’ll need a hospital, eventually.

        I can guarantee, though, that you’ll never need a hospital on account of me.

    • This has been explained to him — the laws have been cited to him — over and over. He probably thinks he’s making some kind of point by being this dim.

      • It’s magical thinking. If he says it often enough and loud enough, maybe, just maybe, it will become true.

        Since HoCo ignored his criminal behaviours in the past, he must think that in a case where he is the plaintiff, they’ll have his back. Or at the very least, he’ll get a judge who doesn’t have the hots for Mr. Hoge’s lawyer.

      • His blog entry about the appeal had this final paragraph:

        “In the meantime, I will take this resurrection of what I thought was a dead appeal as a sign from above that I am meant to pursue this… and other avenues… in order to secure a bit of justice from the man who has knowingly, with malice and forethought, probably shaved years from my life.”

        You can’t make this stuff up.

  10. Why does CBBS continue to insist on throwing himself on the blazing pyre of this epic act of self-immolation orchestrated by TDPK? Why does he continue to put statements in writing that are easily falsifiable? Why does he continue to make threats and take actions that only lead to further self-inflicted grief? What drives this costly, self-destructive behavior?

    Why doesn’t he just forget about all this and retreat into his “castle” and get on with the rest of his life, whatever that may be? “Aye, there’s the rub,” to quote the bard….

  11. Wow. Just wow. Dance CBBS, dance….they are pulling your strings like masters….so often that it is hard for Bomberman to find the time to manipulate you as well.

  12. Is it just me or is Parky’s Twitter remarkably empty? Looks like no one gives much of flip what he has to say and if they want to say something about him they come here or almost anwhere else where people might actually read it. Looks like he’s become definitional for “so last week”.

    • Looks like he’s tapping the bird cage trying to get a few “tweets”, but nobody’s answering.

      But I do enjoy more “Hoge needs to prove his allegation or retract it”. After yesterday, it’s akin to Fat Willy asking “would you please punch me in the mouth again?”

      I can’t believe he’s that stupid (well……never mind).

      • I think his Twitter TL mostly empty because the special snowflake has more people blocked than he has followers, and more sockpuppet followers than real people.

        Then he goes and tweets at people he’s blocked (like me), when there’s no point in answering. Now it looks like he’s got the last (only) word in, which is the same as winning any argument on the internet. EVERYONE knows that!

  13. Oedipal Cabin Fat Boy is a textbook example of narcissistic personality disorder:

    Some people diagnosed with a narcissistic personality disorder are characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance. They have a sense of entitlement and demonstrate grandiosity in their beliefs and behavior. They have a strong need for admiration, but lack feelings of empathy.

    Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR, include:
    – Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
    – Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
    – Envies others and believes others envy him/her
    – Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence
    – Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
    – Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
    – Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic

    Other symptoms in addition to the ones defined by DSM-IV-TR include: Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends, has trouble keeping healthy relationships with others, easily hurt or rejected, appears unemotional, and exaggerating special achievements and talents, setting unrealistic goals for himself/herself.

    Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by dramatic, emotional behavior, and an over-inflated sense of self-importance that is in the same category as antisocial and borderline personality disorders.

    It’s not the Parkinson’s that made him this way. He was always this way; that’s how that works. Even though it’s like a train wreck, one must admit it is fun to watch him get back what he dishes out. Even more fun is watching him go on tilt. As many times as he says he will go away, he will always come back. Because he can’t help himself.

  14. Fat Willy just loves him some conflict, doesn’t he?

    He’s hitting everybody on twitter just looking for someone to make him look like a horse’s ass yet again.

  15. He lives for conflict, that’s for sure. There’s something wrong with his personality but you all know that.

    FWIW, If you ask my opinion, he was in material breach early and often, and remains so, of the written mediation agreement which is as binding as any contract in Maryland if they both signed on to the terms.
    His failure to keep his end could result not in charges being reinstated (though its not out of the realm of possibility), but in specific performance of the dropped appeal and/or his being on the hook for any costs related to opposing the appeal.

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