Not What the Judge Has Ordered …

Everybody’s filin’ nuisances suits in court now.
(Come on, Pro Se, file your loco motions!)
You know the judge will rule if you give him half a chance now.
(Come on, Pro Se, file your loco motions!)
Acme Law will represent you in the suit for free.
It’s easier than learning your ABCs.
Come on, come on, do the loco motions with me.

5 thoughts on “Not What the Judge Has Ordered …


  1. “Come on, come on, do the loco motions with me”
    If I may tweak ever so slightly

    “Come on, come on, file those loco motions Pro Se!”

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