Bill Schmalfeldt has a marvelous post up about Ali Akbar’s BMW. As part of that post he includes a copy of a traffic ticket issued to Ali while he was driving his … wait for it …
Hyundai.
#EpicFail
UPDATE—The Cabin Boy’s post is at Patriot-Ombudsman (No, I won’t link to it.).
UPDATE 2—The picture at the end of the Cabin Boy’s post shows a white Hyundai very much like the one Ali was driving when he visited my house a couple of months ago. It’s a picture of Ali’s residence in Texas.
UPDATE 3—The Cabin Boy has done his homework on 2009 Hyundai Sonatas. If he were to look at the copy of Ali’s traffic ticket he posted, he would see that the Akbarmobile is a 2003.
Right on cue Buford T Schmalfeldt kicks his own ass again….. HOLY FREAKING DERP!
*SNORT*
A master at his craft. Sadly, said craft is not “investigative journalism.” Put this one in the file where he proved R.S. McCain was served papers, when he established the identity of KU, when he researched the law that was going to get him off the hook at his last court hearing, ad infinitum.
I find it cute Bullshit Bill the Talking Wart thinks Hoge should have to prove or retract something he thinks is accusing him of a crime…
After all just this morning he doubled down on claiming Hoge, McCain and Ali were all guilty of subornation of perjury with NO proof….
Stupid Bill is as Stupid Bill does I guess…
Oh and Fuck You Bill
Perfect. I’d pay to have someone follow him around and play that when applicable. Which is to say, someone could just leave it on loop behind him.
I suspect he suffers from an odd form of tinnitus that sounds EXACTLY like it.
Let’s see, in the past 24 hours he has accused two attorneys of incompetence or perjury, respectively, and he’s made a fool of himself by bragging about his “investigative” skills that yield 2 different makes of cars. Will a claim of typographical error, PD or poverty be in the offing?
not for a few more days closer to his court day….THAT’s when he usually tries to play up a good sob story.
Oh and Fuck You Bill
Yep ,right before the sob story you’ll hear the “This constant cyber stalking I do is just killing me.. do you hear me! KILLING ME !”
My theory is that he’s trying to establish a case of insanity and get himself committed.
Three hots and, in Bills case, THREE cots!!!
#WINNING
Meh. The standards for asylums are too high for him.
BREAKING: Bill Schmalfeldt claims to have caught Ali red-handed, parking his car in front of his house. EGADS! The horror!
I repeat myself from another comment thread, what business is it of The Talking Wart where the hell Ali is considering Bullshit Bill isn’t a party of the lawsuit against Ali??
Oh and Fuck You Bill
Poor, hobbling, incapable of driving Bill?
Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.
Its a mystery which is more breathtaking in its scope: the lies or the incompetence.
Indeed. The zen implications of this alone … For example, I park my car in front of my house. WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN? And if it’s a Daewoo instead of a Toyota, what then are the ramifications on a cosmic level?
Well, you can get warranty service on a Toyota…
A 2003 Hyundai? A two year old traffic ticket? Will BS and his crew of crack investigators be applying to the en-ess-a?
Simple mistake. I get Hyundai and BMW confused all the time. I mean, they’re basically the same, right?
Yeah. Both companies make motorcycles.
CBBS thinks we fought both countries in WWII.
He’s losing it. He just responded to an hours-old tweet by Stacy McCain as if it were new, accompanied by the usual insults, and once again made a fool of himself.
I love the bit about accusing Ali of “ducking service”. When has anyone ever had the duty of accepting service?
We should be (and have been) accusing TDPK, aka CBBS’s woobie, of the crime of miserably lousy proferral of service.
Oh, and I’d like to join in the rituals too and chant, Fuck You Bill!
Recall when his good buddy the loon Roger Schuler was bragging about ducking service Schmalfeldt thought that was just fine and dandy. The sheer hypocrisy he displays on a daily basis is staggering.
Darn, I miss all the fun. Looks like he edited his post. Now it’s just gibberish. BTW, anyone else find it amusing that the man who lied to the court about serving defendants is OUTRAGED that he thinks a lawyer might not have told the truth? Again, the hypocrisy shown by these people is staggering.
Bullshit Bill The Talking Wart obviously doesn’t understand there can be a big difference between where you are currently living and your actual legal residence….
but lack of understanding has never stopped him from accusing others of “criminal” acts….
Oh and Fuck You Bill