Prevarication Du Jour

Bill Schmalfeldt thinks he knows the contents of my dreams. It is much more likely that he is simply following his own hallucinations.WMSBroad201311071212Z

Point One: The Cabin Boy has placed himself in an indelicate position. He went and got a peace order issued against himself because he was harassing me. The fact that he did so is now a settled legal matter that is not subject to relitigation. Thus, under the dreaded principle of … wait for it … res judicata, the fact of his harassment does not have to be proven again in any civil matter between us. If I were to sue him, the fact of his tortuous behavior would be a given. The only point at issue would be the extent of the damages I have suffered.

Point Two: I don’t bother pulling the wings off flies. I zap flies with a Bug-A-Salt.bugasalt

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a bunch of legal matters to attend to this afternoon. Blogging may be slow for a while.

9 thoughts on “Prevarication Du Jour

    • It teaches the *smart ones* a lesson.

      The Cabin Boy is immune to learning a lesson; he already knows it all, his mind is made up, and you should cease and desist confusing him with the facts…

      That, and he’s stupid.


  1. Nice to see that he has been issued the standard liberal mind reading capability.
    Not a lot of people get it when I mention it but I find it to be a reliable hallmark of the liberal mind.

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