Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Week in Review

Monday: Brett Kimberlin goes venue shopping to try to find a court that will let him testify and settles on a federal RICO lawsuit. Check.

Tuesday: Brett Kimberlin foolishly adds defendants with deep pockets good legal staffs as defendants in his RICO lawsuit. Check.

Wednesday:  Bill Schmalfeldt attempts to use a hearing on a motion to modify the peace order issued against him as a trial de novo, gets shot down by res judicata, and fails to offer the judge any evidence of a change in circumstances meriting a change in the order. Check.

Thursday:  Brett Kimberlin panics and rushes through an amended complaint which does not address all of the technical errors in his original complaint—wasting his one amendment allowed in his RICO lawsuit under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure (Rule 15). Check.

Friday: The Maryland Court of Appeals fails to expedite the Schmalfeldt v. Hoge peace order appeal. Check.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

10 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Now wait just a cotton picking minute! How were you aware that you’d be in front of a moron of a judge on Wednesday?!!? There is no way you could have foreseen that the Circuit Court would fail to grant relief!?!?!

    Not unless…….Darn you….you paid off the judges didn’t you?!

    You must have. Cabin Boy was SO positive. And we all know the Cabin Boy is the most honest, pure hearted, professional, journalist in this land….why he tells you so ALL the time!

  2. Saturday: CBBS has once again changed his radio schtick to lobotomy sandwich radio to something else that won’t work.


    If some poop doesn’t stick to the wall, eat a different meal and try again.



    MONDAY: Ordered The Happy Hooker, Pretty Woman, Porky’s, and Frankenhooker for Melissa Brewer via John Hoge’s Amazon link. Got free shipping and a $5 discount.

    TUESDAY: Went shopping at the Michael’s craft store for Christmas cards. Laminated them with urine-proof plastic coating. Addressed to Bill Schmalfeldt.

    WEDNESDAY: Had Neal Rauhauser’s arrest warrants dipped in holy water, garlic extract, chicken tongue powder and…some other stuff. Fed-Ex ground delivery. According to the Voodoo Priestess, it should only burn him for about 10 minutes.

    I think.

    THURSDAY: Contacted Maryland State and District of Columbia Sex Offender Registries. Signed up Craig Gillette for free memberships.

    FRIDAY: Located old Monopoly board games. Took ALL the money from the boxes and sent to Brett Kimberlin. Hope it helps with his financial situation.

    Everything is proceeding as my proctologist has forseen. But, what the hell? I mean, how many times is he gonna stick a camera up my bunghole? This is just getting out of hand. Know what I mean?

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