The Cabin Boy tweeted this—
Ten minutes later, he contradicted himself.
Hmmmmm.
Has Schmalfeldt reached the point where he can’t keep his lies straight for as long as ten minutes?
UPDATE—After reading some of the comments, it seems a shame this stuff is no longer made, but if someone still has a can, perhaps sending it to the Cabin Boy would help him learn the difference.
I would hazard to guess that if anyone’s writing motivate anyone to murder Bill Schmalfeldt that writer would be Bill Schmalfeldt.
anyone’s writings
I was SO hoping that this would be pointed out. Good job.
Um…yes. He can’t keep his sh*t straight to save his life, which is why he’s an adjudicated harasser.
It’ getting literally comical…you keep pointing these inconsistencies out, and the fact that you’re doing that drives him further over the edge. He can’t handle the truth, or criticism, but he dishes it out like a hysterical old biddy, and usually in response to being confronted with his own BS.
The Derranged Freak’s words are a rhetorical Schroedinger’s Cat; it’s unknowable whether he will call them sincere or satire until he opens his box of dishonest bullshit for any given argument.
With enough effort he could get his shit straight, but he really should make sure to wash his hands well afterwards.
This will probably fail, but I’m going to try to link a tweet. Because Popehat sorta nails it right here:
https://twitter.com/Popehat/statuses/376735402809233408
Better than I could have said it.
Very well said. He reverses himself whenever he gets backed into a corner. He never holds the same position unless it’s he is such a genius that nobody can understand his writings.
Yes, well if I had read the comments, I’d have noticed ken was making colorful comparisons up above too ;).
You know, for some strange reason…I don’t think Bill is having as much fun stalking people anymore. I mean, it just doesn’t appear to bring the sort of joy to his life that it used to. Am I the only one who has notice that he doesn’t seem as perky as he once was, when he was filing false reports with the FBI and CPS?
oh noes! his perk has left the building? mayhap it went for a stroll around Central Perk. maybe someone told him to stop smirking and he misunderstood. maybe he got peckish for a little nosh and it was victimized.
maybe just maybe, and I’m gonna go out on a limb here. maybe the complete and total assholery lured his perkiness into a dark alley and beat the living crap out of it and now it just huddles in the dank recesses mumbling to itself “crap! not another crappy web show that he flatters himself into believing is just as good as real radio! how am I ever going to get back to being my old perky self in this pathetic wasteland of a consciousness? place is literally littered with monsters from the id.”.
ah, a touch, a veritable touch.
Ya know, Schmalfeldt must have an awfully flat penis…he keeps stepping on it all the time.
For his sake, I hope he doesn’t wear cleats.
He does wear cleats for the sheer joy of it!
Now we know why no one stands next to him at any rest stop as he “broadcasts” everywhere.
Man, I haven’t heard that phrase in a long time…doesn’t know shit from shinola.
For those who might be too young to recall it-Reference Phrase Meanings – Doesn’t Know Shit From Shinola *click here*
Projection: accusing others of the characteristics you yourself possess. In a war of words, when BS is losing, he accuses others of being alcoholics. He also thinks that Ali is gay and wears thongs. Ahem.
Once again, simply quoting him drives him batty.
Yes. When it is pointed out that his interest in Ali’s sex life and orientation are unseemly and could be projection, he starts spinning the denial wheel. His gleeful depictions of anal rape are also just satire, you see.
Does anyone else find it creepy that BS likes to pretend he is godly and paraphrases Biblical verse? “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek.”
1596 Shakespeare Merchant of Venice i. iii. 93
I think part of him is worried that he may go to jail. Thus, his behavior this weekend.
Did you know – did you care? – that there is a company in Detroit that is named “Shinola”? They sell bicycles and watches.
After seeing a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal, I asked my assistant to verify that it was a real company, and not an elaborate hoax.
Honestly? I’m still not certain that it is not, truly, an elaborate hoax.
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Too dense to know shit from Shinola …
Two Dents!!! Now you’re making fun of his experimental surgery scars again. You bastard!!!
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