Bill Schmalfeldt’s failure laden antics invite an obvious comparison with Wile E. Coyote, and the bogacious legal advice he’s getting does seem to have the same level of quality as the products the coyote buys from Acme.
Schmalfledt would be better advised to pattern his behavior to be more like that of Wile’s near twin Ralph. The Gentle Reader may remember that Ralph E. Wolf is paired with Sam the Sheep Dog in Warner Bros. cartoons. The two of them clock in and out together and treat each other respectfully off the job. Of course, the two them go at it while on the clock, but it isn’t personal. Professionals are like that.
One look at Schmalfeldt’s comments about my lawyer and her integrity shows that he doesn’t pretend to be professional.
In the end, it won’t matter whether Schmalfeldt chooses to play the role of Wile or Ralph. Both are losers. And so is he.