I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

The new gun control law passed by the Maryland Legislature created the following section in the Criminal Law:

§ 4-102 (b) A person may not carry or possess a firearm, knife, or deadly weapon of any kind on public school property.

The prohibition on knives has no exception for cafeteria staff. Or tableware in the cafeteria.

UPDATE—@MSchumacher asks, “Baseball w no bats?” A fair question. I seem to remember that Al Capone murdered someone with a baseball bat.

UPDATE 2—Conviction of a violation of this section can result in 3 years imprisonment. That is a sufficiently long possible sentence to cause loss of the right to possess a firearm under 18 USC 922(g) for any conviction under 4-102.

Think of it.

Someone walks into a school to pick up his sick child and forgets to take the Swiss Army knife out of his pocket …

2 thoughts on “I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

  1. I can only wonder if putty knives get included in that. If so, removing gum stuck to school surfaces might require some gubernatorial pardons.

  2. Its a goal of the liberal mindset that the sheep always be chargeable as criminals at all times. Makes it easier to keep them in line.

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