Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has testified that he can’t remember complaining about having to work on President’s Day. Perhaps this will refresh his memory.

OK, so who got President’s Day off? Huh? Raise your hand. I don’t see that many hands. It’s not one of those holidays that many people get off, but , uh, when I was in the Federal Government, I used to laugh at chumps who had to work on days like this. Awww, it’s probably karma coming back to haunt me.

—Program Transcript, 18 February, 2013

Of course, he’s not the only witness who has had trouble with his memory.

I do not recall.

—1975 Grand Jury Testimony, Richard Nixon

2 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. Heh. I was so nervous about the testimony that I took a Halcyon sleeping tablet the night before and really did have memory difficulties remembering (a noted side-effect) …

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