We need to ban high-capacity magazines. No one has any legitimate need for a copy of an Assault Publication such as Mother Jones, The New Republic, or Time with more than 10 pages.

The First Amendment was written over two hundred years ago. The Founders couldn’t envision the kind of technological advances in printing such as high-speed offset presses front-ended by computer page layout systems that allow modern assault publications to spray printed pages at an unsuspecting public.

It’s time to get the these sturmpublikationen off our streets!

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  1. I think it would be spelled “sturmpublikationen” (like storm with a “u” instead of “o”) but even in writing this comment, the autocorrect kept trying to “fix” it the other way… 🙂

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