Dear Bozo Who Threatened Me With SWATting:

Thank you for your threat. It means that the pseudo-butthurt that I could have been feeling (but wasn’t) for being ignored now has no basis. I’m not sure who you are, but I know that you’re neither The Lonely Conservative nor Stacy McCain.

Oh, and the folks at the Carroll County Sheriff’s Office are looking forward to your call.

Disrespectfully yours,
W. J. J. Hoge

5 thoughts on “Dear Bozo Who Threatened Me With SWATting:

  1. Worse than just having your house and car photographed like what happened to me. Much worse! I’m praying for your safety (i know, I know, but they couldn’t hurt!) Take care my friend. Grow extra eyes …

  2. Pingback: I’ve Been Lucky–So Far | hogewash

Leave a Reply