President Obama Offends Unicorn Lovers

In an off-the-cuff remark about military spending during Monday’s debate, the President deeply offended what had been a group solidly in his camp–unicorn lovers.

Unicorns are horses with fixed bayonets.

20121024-104223.jpgUPDATE–I love unicorn. It tastes like Spam with sparkles.

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