I think so, Brain … but can a square meal include Ovaltine?
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The unsworn statements of a convicted perjurer don’t seem to count for much with some judges. These are from yesterday’s Memorandum Order that ended The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s RICO Retread LOLsuit with summary judgment in Patrick Frey’s favor.
Kimberlin states that he was interviewed twice by FBI agents with respect to the swattings, once on or about July 1, 2012 and again in 2016. The FBI agents told him that Frey accused him of involvement in the crime. Kimberlin also states that his wife was interviewed by agents on or about August 20, 2013. These statements are included in Plaintiff’s Motion for Summary Judgment but Plaintiff does not submit a sworn affidavit regarding these claims and provides no additional evidence to support these statements.
Memorandum Order at 10, citations omitted.
Because the Court holds that Kimberlin has failed to establish his prima facie case …
Memorandum Order, n. 20.
TDPK managed to win his first shutuppery lawsuit against Seth Allen, but ever since he made the mistake of going after Aaron Walker, he’s lost the bulk of the civil action he’s filed: both 2012 peace orders against Aaron Walker; the peace order against John Norton; the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance suit; the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I) RICO Madness/Kimberln v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit; the 2015 peace order against me; the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (I) RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit; the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Retread LOLsuit; and the Kimberlin v. Hunton & William LLP, et al. (II) RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. He settled with Kimberlin Unmasked, but he wound up effectively losing to a cockroach. His RICO 3 LOLsuit was filed 9 months ago, and the court still hasn’t issued any summonses.
TDPK may want to reevaluate the usefulness of “lawsuits for the rest of their lives.”
Dulce bellum inexpertis. War is sweet to those who do not know it.
This appeared on PACER—
My named codefendants and I have filed our consent to this motion because dismissing the D’oh! Defendants will expedite our bringing certain matters to the court’s attention and spare the D’oh! Defendants the hassle of dealing with this frivolous LOLsuit.
The Lickspittle Broadcasting System staff have all taken the rest of the day off and have headed for a local watering hole where they intend to make good use of various items of glassware available from The Hogewash Store.
I think so, Brain … but isn’t velcro really a ripoff?