Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s a status update on some of the members of Team Kimberlin.

Dread Pirate Brett Kimberlin is considering what happens when the consequences of one’s old lies catch up with one.

First Mate Neal Rauhauser is being kept away from any navigation duties until he can tell the difference between Norway and Sweden on a map.

Crew Member Ron Brynaert is keeping a low profile.

Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt is still trying to achieve journeyman status as a Twitter troll with his new handle @KUeatsboogers.

Imaginary Friend Occupy Rebellion admits to being a troll but not to being a real person.

And a new person has joined the crew—

Ship’s Troubadour Craig Gillette has been working photo recon and searching for CPAC maggots to snap pictures of.

Lawsuit Bleg, R. I. P.


After only a few day of blegging for money to finance a lawsuit against the right wing nut jobs who he imagines are persecuting him, Bill Schmalfeldt has thrown in the the towel and converted his money raising scheme to another purpose. He says he wants to raise money to buy me a gift so that I can take up a new hobby other than blogging.

How thoughtful!

OTOH, what with blogging, shooting, hunting, fishing, ham radio, and music (composing, arranging, and singing bass), I really have enough hobbies as is. Even contemplating retirement in a few years (I am 65, you know), I have to pass on his kind offer.

Therefore, Gentle Reader, I can’t recommend donations to his fund.

Early News Wrap Up


BS_Bleg20130515And finally in the news for Wednesday, the 15th of May … Generalissimo Franco and Lt. Col. Chavez are still dead, and Bill Schmalfeldt’s Lawsuit Bleg appears to be headed to hospice. He’s trying to raise money to sue the right wing nut jobs who he imagines are harassing him when it seems he’s the harasser in reality. BTW, taking him at his word (risky), I’m one of targets for his suit.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday, I explained the origin of the title The Dread Pirate Kimberlin. Here’s a repost of the original listing of his crew from last November—Brett Kimberlin’s Ship of Fools.  Note that the relative importance of some characters has changed.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin—(AKA Brett Kimberlin, The Speedway Bomber, John Doe 1, Breitbart Unmasked) A Director of and sole full-time employee of Justice Through Music Project and unpaid employee of Velvet Revolution US. Convicted felon with a rap sheet too long for this space. Apparently not a registered voter. [A correction about Kimberlin's status as a registered voter was published after he doxed himself in a court filing and I was able to determine his date of birth. I regret the original error.]

His Crew

First Mate Neal Rauhauser—Tragically-failed wind-powered ammonia plant entrepreneur. Hacker wannabe. Democratic Party operative. Deadbeat dad. [And he may already be a Weiner.]
Crew Member Ron Brynaert—Erstwhile reporter. Possible SWATting suspect. Potential mutineer.
Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt—(AKA Liberal Grouch) Minor, if somewhat grandiose, Twitter troll and selective blogger of sealed court papers. [Recently promoted to major nuisance.]
Imaginary Friend Occupy Rebellion—(AKA Sheridan) Twitter sock puppet.

His Enablers

Jeffrey R. Cohen, Esq.—Intellectual property lawyer and Executive Director of JTMP and VRUS. His signature is on their IRS Form 990s.
Brad Friedman—A Director of Velvet Revolution US.
Myra Lowenthal, CPA—Accountant who prepared the IRS Form 990s for JTMP and VRUS.

Assorted fanboys, wannabes, third- and fourth-rate musicians, trolls, useful idiots, and fools.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


From Twitter, 16 June, 2012:

Sat Jun 16 22:27:31 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122056504184832, @Prepostericity If your point is that Kimberlin is a scumbag, I’m way ahead of you on that.  Said so in my blog weeks ago.  I could do

Sat Jun 16 22:28:26 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122288910577664, @Prepostericity without the condescending bullshit from a fellow blogger, if you don’t mind.  I am trying to find the truth and tell it as

Sat Jun 16 22:28:59 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122427435847682, @Prepostericity I see it. Do YOUR homework and read up on who you’re talking to before you make such assholish statements in the future.

Sat Jun 16 22:29:46 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122624475869184, @Prepostericity I know Kimberlin was a bomber.  I also know Breitbart followers and their reputations. So spare me the eye rolling disbelief

Sat Jun 16 22:30:21 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122770508955648, @Prepostericity when someone who has been doing this since you were in diapers tends to side with liberals over proven right wing liars. OK?

You may choose to look the other way but you can never again say you did not know.

—William Wilberforce

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I really haven’t bothered to look at the noise being generated by Team Kimberlin as they celebrate Mr. Kim’s skillful defense of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin yesterday. Oh, I did see some tweets in my timeline on Twitter, but since I don’t feed trolls, they lost interest before I got home from lunch.

Let’s review the net of the week’s hearings.

First, Bill Schmalfeldt’s defense had the effect of demonstrating that Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt is not a real journalist.

Second, Judge Jones appeared to find that CBBS was engaging in electronic harassment, but that it did not allow her to issue a Peace Order.

Third, Judge Green never considered whether or not TDPK engaged in electronic harassment, again reasoning that it wasn’t a matter for a Peace Order. However, that view of the law means that TDPK’s Peace Order petitions against Aaron Walker were baseless.

Fourth, professional ethics require that since the same lawyer represented both CBBS and TDPK, that lawyer must believe that there are no relevant conflicts of interest between them.

So let Team Kimberlin celebrate. When they get done, King Pyrrhus is waiting to compare notes with them.

The cases continue as they move to Circuit Court. I won’t be able to say much more about these matters until things are finally resolved. But there will be other news.

Stay tuned.

Statement In Re a Peace Order Hearing


A hearing was held on a Final Peace Order in District Court in Westminster, Maryland, in Hoge v. Schmalfeldt. Judge Jones did not grant the Final Peace Order. Her reason was that since the harassment was by electronic means it would be harassment under Maryland Criminal Law § 3-805 and since the applicable Peace Order statute (Maryland Courts and Judicial Procedures § 3-1503) does not list § 3-805 as one of the underlying acts allowing for a Peace Order, she would not grant the Order.

I believe that Judge Jones failed to understand that the acts prohibited by Maryland Criminal Law § 3-805 also are prohibited by the general harassment statue Maryland Criminal Law §3-803. While § 3-805 provides for enhanced penalties for electronic harassment, I believe § 3-805 should be considered as an included offense of § 3-803. If that be the case, then the Peace Order should have been granted.

I may appeal, but I am weighing other possible options.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has testified that he can’t remember complaining about having to work on President’s Day. Perhaps this will refresh his memory.

OK, so who got President’s Day off? Huh? Raise your hand. I don’t see that many hands. It’s not one of those holidays that many people get off, but , uh, when I was in the Federal Government, I used to laugh at chumps who had to work on days like this. Awww, it’s probably karma coming back to haunt me.

—Program Transcript, 18 February, 2013

Of course, he’s not the only witness who has had trouble with his memory.

I do not recall.

—1975 Grand Jury Testimony, Richard Nixon

What I Heard in Court Today


Today, Judge Zwaig ruled that because Aaron Walker is a public figure he is not entitled to demand that Bill Schmalfeldt stop communicating with him via email and Twitter. I note that seems to be at odds with Judge Rasinsky’s dicta in his warning to Schmalfeldt on 28 February. Maryland’s misuse of electronic communications law is only recently on the books, and the courts are still sorting out how it will be interpreted.

I heard Bill Schmalfeldt say some interesting things under oath. He said that he is not paid for his work with Breitbart Unmasked. He also said that he does not know the identity of Breitbart Unmask’s publisher, The Watchful Avenger.

The Saga of Team Kimberlin continues to unfold. We will turn another page on Monday.

Stay tune.

UPDATE—While reviewing my notes, I was reminded that Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt seemed genuinely surprised that Aaron Walker had only one Twitter account.

Cabin Boy #BillSchmalfeldt Has Some Charges Dropped


Lee Stranahan has been informed that the Howard County State’s Attorney is dropping the harassment and misuse of electronic communication charges that were filed against Bill Schmalfeldt. The State’s Attorney’s theory is that since CBBS is “journalist,” he has the right to continue to send emails to someone even if he has been asked to stop.

The Howard County State’s Attorney’s understanding of the law is very different from the one articulated by Judge Rasinsky during the Hoge v. Schmalfeldt Peace Order hearing. The judge warned Bill Schmalfeldt that there is no exception in Maryland’s harassment law for “journalists.” He put Schmalfeldt on notice that while he has a First Amendment speak and right to write about me, I have a right to be left alone that allows me to insist that that he not speak or write to me.

According the victim’s rights brochures published by the Maryland Governor’s Office of Crime Control & Prevention, complainants have the right to be notified of court hearings and to be notified of the closing of a case. Lee Stranahan was not notified that the hearing scheduled for 30 April had been moved to 22 March. Although he had an appointment with the State’s Attorney on Monday, he was not informed that the case was being dropped until he called from Texas this afternoon to check on the status of the case.

Hmmm.

Oh, and Aaron Walker wasn’t informed by the State’s Attorney that the hearing on the charges he filed against Schmalfeldt which was scheduled for 1 May had been moved to this Friday either.

Hmmmmmm.

Free Advice


On 8 March, I was at the Walker v. Schmalfeldt Peace Order hearing at the District Courthouse in Ellicott City, Maryland, as a potential witness. The hearing was continued until 22 March because the death of Bill Schmalfeldt’s mother.

During the brief hearing on the 8th, the judge brought up a Motion to Dismiss that had been filed in the case. Neither Aaron Walker, who is representing himself pro se, nor Schmalfeldt’s lawyer Tae Kim were aware of the motion. It appears that Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has been getting some free legal help.

The motion, which reads suspiciously like motions filed by The Dread Pirate Kimberlin in the Virginia Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit, was filed on 4 March, but was not served on Aaron Walker in a timely manner. Indeed, the judge had to have court staff make copies for both Mr. Walker and Mr. Kim. A copy was mailed by some unknown person from Ellicott City to Mr. Walker on the afternoon of the hearing.

This brings up several questions.

Was serving the motion on Aaron Walker TDPK’s excuse for lurking about the courthouse parking lot on 8 March? Since someone else could have served Mr. Walker, was TDPK merely looking for an excuse to justify his stalking of the Walker family?

Schmalfeldt was in Milwaukee on the 8th; who mailed the motion to Aaron Walker? Did TDPK mail it?

Did TDPK draft the motion for Schmalfledt? Wouldn’t that be practicing law without a license?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


As I have pointed out in the past, the members of Team Kimberlin such as Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt have the right to remain silent but appear to lack the wisdom to do so when they should.

IANAL, so I can’t give legal advice, but I suggest that CBBS consult an experienced intellectual property lawyer before he makes any further assertions concerning copyrights and fair use. Also, he should consider getting permission before using some else’s personal snapshot lifted from social media.

Here’re some more pro surveillance tips as well. Don’t use your personal vehicle for covert stakeouts. Rent a plain-white, generic van. If you do use your own vehicle, don’t photograph it’s dashboard, especially if it has an distinctive design. Don’t photograph your dashboard clock either. If you want to hide your face while appearing to be a muslim, use a real keffiyeh. If you want pass for someone from the Agency, don’t wear a ball cap from Amazon or WalMart.

And finally, real spooks refer to CIA not the CIA.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Sigh.

Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has a moderately fluent potty mouth in English, but his Latin leaves something to be desired. He’s written a four-word sentence with multiple errors. I’ll leave it to someone else correct his attempted insult except to say that the verb he was looking for is futuō, futuere, futuī, futūtum, which is a very naughty word, or paedīcō, paedīcāre, paedīcāvī, paedīcātum, which is even worse.

Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The closest thing to a protest that materialized at Blog Bash was this guy.DPBK_photographer1He said the he was a photographer who had been hired by a client who did not wish to be identifies. He spent some time photographing people entering and leaving the venue. Finally, several of the bloggers went out to photograph and interview him.DPBK_photographer2So much for the threats of a fiery imam and scores of pickets. Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt’s tweet about low turnout was certainly true—about protesters.LG20130314

There were around 500 folks attending Blog Bash. I had a good time sitting at a table with Jeff (Yid with Lid) Dunetz, Mandy (Liberty_Chick) Nagy, and Aaron Walker for a good part of the evening. I can’t remember everyone I saw, but I spent time with Grizzly Joe (Occupy Bawl Street), Stacy McCain, Karen Beseth (The Lonely Conservative), Lee Stranahan, Dee In Houston, Jackie Wellfounder, and many more.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


LG20130313Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt seems fixated on the idea that some bloggers need donations in order to carry on with their work. Not all of us do. My day job supports my blogging, and it seems that CBBS’ blogging is his day job. I wonder. How much is he being paid by Breitbart Unmasked?

UPDATE—Heh.Patterico20130314UPDATE 2—Since he’s so concerned about other bloggers’ cash flow, one wonders why CBBS is unwilling to tell us how much he’s paid by his employer. After all, it’s just a question asked by those inquiring minds who want to know. Is he embarrassed because he works for so little—or so much? And why is it that so few folks hit his tip jar? Perhaps having sock puppets for followers isn’t profitable.

 

Blog It Now


In an earlier post today I alluded to Edward R. Murrow’s 1954 See It Now broadcast about Senator Joseph McCarthy. Whether or not one agrees with Murrow’s conclusions, that broadcast is an excellent example of using someone’s own words as criticism against him. Given the various lawfare tactics used by Team Kimberlin over the past couple of years, I’d like to offer this paraphrase of Murrow’s closing words from that broadcast:

We will not be driven by fear if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine and remember that we are not descended from fearful men—not men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend their causes. This is no time for men who oppose Team Kimberlin’s methods to keep silent. We can deny our heritage and our history, but we cannot escape responsibility for the result. There is no way for a free citizen to abdicate his responsibility. As bloggers we have come into our full inheritance at a tender age. We proclaim ourselves defenders of free speech wherever it exists, but we cannot defend freedom for ourselves by deserting it for others.

The actions of the Cabin Boy from Team Kimberlin have caused alarm and dismay to some amongst our ranks and have given considerable comfort to the enemies of free speech. And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn’t create a situation of fear; he has merely been used to exploit it. If we allow him to succeed, then Cassius was right. “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.”

Good night and good luck. Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


At the 28 February hearing, Judge Rasinsky found that there was insufficient proof that Bill Schmalfeldt had received proper notice to refrain from communicating directly with me, so he did not extend the Peace Order I had requested. However, he did find that all the other requirements for a Peace Order had been shown. Since I believe that I can now document proper notice, I have filed an appeal.

I now have a transcript CD of the hearing. Here is what Judge Rasinsky told Bill Schmalfeldt at the end of the hearing:

The warning that I want to give is very specific, and it is not a very unusual warning for me to give. The battle line is drawn. He doesn’t want to hear from you, and that means no specific things addressed to him. … [Y]ou’re on notice, and hopefully you’ll abide by the conditions that Mr. Hoge has imposed in terms of your contact with him, and, uh, continue your debate in a peaceful, civil, and legal manner.

Things continue to unfold.

Stay tuned.