Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday, Stacy McCain filed his reply to The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s opposition to Stacy’s motion to dismiss the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RCIO Madness for lack of proper service of process. McCain is not the only defendant TDPK has tried to jack around on service of process.

This is the opening paragraph of my motion to dismiss TDPK’s first amended complaint …ECF 5-p1… and this is from my motion to dismiss his second amended complaint.ECF 149-1OK, I can hear the Gentle Readers wondering why I bothered to file my motions to dismiss (and other paperwork) rather than simply ignoring the suit until I was properly served.

That’s a fair question that deserves an answer.

First, I have always wanted the suit dealt with as expeditiously as possible. I’ve done what I can to keep things moving.

Second, Kimberlin has a history of diddling with service and then trying to get a default judgment. Look at what happened to Seth Allen in 2011. Look at what he tried to do to in the Kimberlin Unmasked copyright suit. Look at what he’s trying to do to Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and National Bloggers Club. I didn’t want to be any part of that kind of fight.

Things haven’t moved as quickly as I wished, but they are moving.

Tick, tock.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Every once in a while, I find it useful to present a review of some of the names used for Brett Kimberlin and Team Kimberlin and how they have evolved. After all, not all the Gentle Readers have been following The Saga since May, 2012, as I have.

Back in May, 2012, Brett Kimberlin had secured an unconstitutional gag order against Aaron Walker that prohibited Aaron from even speaking or writing about Kimberlin publicly. I began referring to Kimberlin as Lord Voldemort (i.e., “He who must not be named”) and his supporters as Death Eater Wannabes. After the gag order was overturned, it wasn’t long before Kimberlin put up a pirate-themed fundraising website called the Bloggers Offense  Fund. (That was an attempt to play on the name of a site called the Bloggers Defense Fund.) That’s when I began referring to Kimberlin as The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

TDPKVarious members of Team Kimberlin have earned positions on the crew. These include First Mate Neal Rauhauser, Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt™, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, Chief Pedo Officer Gillette, and 57F Osborne.

In mid 2013, Kimberlin upped the ante in his campaign of lawfare. He filed suit against Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, Kimberlin Unmasked, and me. He sued us in a Maryland state court for $1,000,000 claiming a bunch of stuff that boiled down to defamation and false light invasion of privacy in the end. Following the Team Kimberlin lawfare strategy, TDPK sued us without hiring a lawyer. Self-representation is referred to a acting pro se. Thus, The Dread Pirate Kimberlin morphed into The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin.

TDPK has also been referred to as The Dread Pedo Kimberlin and The Dread Performer Kimberlin in reference to the charges filed against him by his wife and to his singing, respectively.

I’ll conclude with these words which were originally posted in September, 2012—

The Dread Pirate Roberts, so the story goes, is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess, and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one will surrender to Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

UPDATE—As Ron Coleman notes in his comment below, some of the defendants in the RICO Madness have surrendered to TDPK. However, most have not. Four of us beat him in state court. The same four and our codefendants will also beat him in federal court.