Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’ve been going over the backups of post that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread has memory-holed in preparation for … well, let’s leave it at I’ve been doing some research.

Here’s another post that has been flushed from the site:BU20130713LawAs the Gentle Reader can see from the date and byline, this was a rant by the Cabin Boy™ from when he was trying to overturn the first peace order issued against him. It’s a marvelous bit of vintage Acme legal “reasoning.” He deftly explains why the court should reverse itself, and he only has two minor problems with his story—the facts and the law. The Gentle Reader who has been following the Cabin Boy™ for the past couple of years may remember that Schmalfeldt’s motion to modify the peace order and his petition for a writ of certiorari for an appeal were both denied in October, 2013, and that my petition for an extension of the peace order was granted in December, 2013.

popcorn4bkThe Gentle Reader may also remember that 57F Osborne has repeatedly promised to follow stories only to drop covering them and memory-hole posts when Team Kimberlin loses at their lawfare. But that’s one of the reasons why this daily feature exists here at Hogewash!.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Here’s another post that has been memory-holed over at Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy UnreadBU20121206wingnutsThe post celebrates the dismissal of the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. suit filed in Virginia against The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. Indeed, Kimberlin did win a couple of suits filed against him in 2012, but he lost everything he filed against anyone in 2012, and he’s lost everything else he’s filed that has been decided since then.

Kimberlin v. Walker (I) peace order petition—Denied

Kimberlin v. Walker (II) peace order petition—Denied

Kimberlin v. Norton peace order petition—Denied

Kimberlin v, Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit—Summary Judgment and Directed Verdict for Defendants Walker, McCain, Ali, and Hoge

Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I) RICO Madness LOLsuit—Dismissed against Defendants National Bloggers Club, Ali, McCain, Walker, Malkin, Twitchy, Erickson, RedState, Beck, Mercury Radio Arts, The Blaze, Nagy, Stranahan, Backer, DB Capitol Service, Breitbart, Ace of Spades, and Hoge and Partially Dismissed against Defendant Frey. Appeal to the Fourth Circuit—Denied

Kimberlin v. Hoge peace order petition—Denied

Kimberlin v. Home Depot—Dismissed

Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club (II) RICO Retread LOLsuit—Dismissed against Defendants Breitbart, Malkin, Twitchy, Beck, Mercury Radio Arts, and The Blaze

Also, all the criminal charges that TDPK has tried for file against either Aaron Walker or me have been thrown out.

wingnutIt’s seems that we wingnuts who have been predicting the failure of Brett Kimberlin’s lawfare have a pretty good track record. Since 2012, he’s batting 0.000, and we’re batting 1.000. TDPK may get a few hits before the game gets called, but he’s still going to lose more that he wins going forward.

If I weren’t one of the targets of his lawfare, I might find this more amusing.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE—The scrapbook of more recent events would include this:

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

As can be seen from his letter to Judge Hazel that I posted yesterday, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin wants to be able to share information he receives from Patterico during discovery in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit with “the media.” Back when the Cabin Boy™ was editor of Breitbart Unmasked Liberal Grouch Unread, that site published sealed discovery documents from another case involving TDPK.BU20121130WalkerThat post has been taken down, but as you can see by the ability to call up its headline here on Hogewash!, the html code and resources for that post are fully backed up offline.

A large number of posts, some interesting, some not, (and essentially every post written by the Cabin Boy™) have been memory-holed by Bunny Boy. For example, …BU20130301WalkerThis was a post that included photos of Aaron Walker and his wife that TDPK took while he was stalking Mrs. Walker in the parking lot of the Howard County District Courthouse.

popcorn4bkIt’s interesting that many of the missing posts have something to do with TPDK’s breaching the seal on court documents or with one or more of his stalking or lawfare targets.


Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

There is a hearing scheduled this morning in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County, Maryland, to consider the motions to dismiss the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. I plan to attend the hearing.

There was another pair of hearings in that case a couple of weeks ago. Both were scheduled for 2 pm on 22 October. The court scheduled them simultaneously on purpose. The first hearing was before a retired judge to determine if a settlement was possible without going to trial. The second hearing was to schedule subsequent events in the case if settlement was not possible. The second hearing was on the schedule to make sure that the judge assigned to the case would be available if he were needed. He was. Neither the Kimberlins nor the State of Maryland were willing to settle. Thus, the second hearing proceeded before Judge Mason.

Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread reported on the hearings.


According to our sources, …

Sources? Plural? Brett Kimberlin and who else? The tooth fairy?

… Walker’s most recent attempt to foist his ridiculous lawsuit on the state of Maryland and the Kimberlin family did not go as planned last Thursday. …

As planned by whom? Certainly, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin didn’t get his motion to dismiss considered by the court. His sanctions motion was denied. His motion for a preliminary injunction only resulted in communication to and from Aaron Walker being restricted to snail mail. OTOH, Aaron Walker got pretty much everything he was seeking.

… He had scheduled two hearings on the same afternoon in order to maximize his chances of getting his latest amended complaint, which includes all his new and old smears of the Kimberlins, submitted into the public record. …

As noted above, the court scheduled the hearings, not Aaron Walker. Oh, and Kimberlin’s motion to strike the newest version of the amended complaint was denied as well.

… But this time, the judge cut Walker off as he launched into his usual spiel about Kimberlin’s distant past, a refrain which is all too familiar to the Maryland state bench by now. …

Actually, Judge Mason’s instructions to Aaron Walker were to forego further recitation of background information in his written filings. The Judge considered it unnecessary because he believed that he was fully briefed on the alleged facts of the case and could take judicial notice of the facts and findings in Kimberlin v. Walker, et al., Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I), and Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II).

… The judge then scheduled a new hearing for next Friday, triggering speculation that the legal system may have finally had enough of Mr. Aaron Walker.

Speculation? By whom? More likely wishful thinking in mommy’s basement.


As I said, I plan to be at today’s hearing and to provide a truthful eyewitness report of the proceeding.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread, Matt Osborne is desperately trying to throw something that might stick at one of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s legal adversaries. His latest screed contains this batch of falsehoods concerning the legal problems between TDPK and his wife back in 2013.

That episode also saw Walker submit an over-long, allegedly perjurious brief to a Maryland divorce court which made sick and sensational claims about Brett Kimberlin’s family. Nor did Walker feel limited by the court’s rejection, for his ally William Hoge rushed to the courthouse in order to copy and post the flimflam document online before it was sealed.

While Aaron Walker did advise Mrs. Kimberlin in DC and Virginia, in Maryland she either acted pro se or was represented by Zoa Barnes. Aaron never filed any court papers for Mrs. Kimberlin. Period. As to a “brief” that made “sick and sensational claims” about the Kimberlin family, Mrs. Kimberlin did file an Application for Statement of Charges accusing TDPK of third degree sexual offense (what in most states would be called statutory rape).

When Mrs. Kimberlin left the state and was unavailable as a witness, the charge was dropped. Here’s the Maryland Judiciary database entry for the case.4D00291890Spin_SettingsNote that she filed the Application for Statement Charges on 29 July, 2013, and the case was dropped on 21 August. Referring to the copy of the Application above, the True Test stamp is dated 9 October, 2013. Waiting 49 days from the date the charge was dropped to get a copy of the document is hardly rushing.

Yep. Team Kimberlin is stuck in a spin cycle, and I’d probably find the show more entertaining if I weren’t one of the lawfare targets. I don’t know how much longer it will last, but it may not be too late to invest in popcorn futures.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Here’s a marvelous bit of nonsense from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s omnibus opposition to most of the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. It compares the defendants to James Bond and the Mafia.ECF 74-p2

Talk about projection! It’s Team Kimberlin that thinks they’re Internet super spies sleuthing out information on nefarious Right Wing Nut Jobs. Of course, they’re something quite different in reality.

The Gentle Reader may remember some of the Cabin Boy’s™ epic failures as an investigator. This past spring, he went on and on about discovering a soooper sekrit zombie website, but the site turned out to be a honeypot, and his reaction to it yielded information useful to the defendants in Schmalfeldt’s various bogus lawsuits. He got suckered again by the zombies just a few days ago.

Bunny Boy and the other hangers on at Breitbart Unmasked are moderately less clumsy, but managed to join with the Cabin Boy™ flailing around in the search for the original Kimberlin Unmasked. At one time or another, the original KU was positively identified as Aaron Walker, Jeff Dunetz, Dan Collins, Dustyn Hughes, Patrick Frey, Kender MacGowan, me, and several others. Accuracy and strong investigative are not BU‘s strong suits.

popcorn4bkTeam Kimberlin’s inability to gather data from open sources and their incompetence in penetrating only moderately secure online systems is clearly a source of frustration for TDPK. You can see that in the wildly inappropriate and staggeringly useless things he sought during discovery in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit and in the mind-numbingly wasteful discovery he’s pursuing in the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

If I wasn’t having to deal with his nonsense as a defendant, I’d probably find it more amusing.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Every once in a while, I take a look at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread so you don’t have to. There were a few days where there wasn’t anything there, but their server troubles seem to be over. Still, as of late Sunday evening, there doesn’t seem to be anything new posted to the site since 8 October.

Has Matt Osborne really been too busy to post anything? It’s not like he has a real job or anything, so maybe he’s working on another big story full of misrepresented facts and outright lies.