SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, my name is Candler. I need some help.
JOHNNY: What kind of help, Mr. Candler?
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) My fellow zombies and I have been collecting information about this guy who’s been harassing people online. It’s all from open public sources, mostly his own tweets and comments and blogs.
JOHNNY: Uh, huh.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Now that we’ve got all this data, we need to authenticate it.
JOHNNY: And I take it that you want help with that.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
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