Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’ve been reviewing the collected Interwebz oeuvre of Team Kimberlin for an upcoming project, and I’ve found some stunningly stupid blithering. One particularly outstanding bit of drivel is a post by Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson on his The Mockery Continues blog (No, I won’t link to it) called Brett Kimberlin Is Not Adolph Hitler. The post is from early February, 2014, before he became completely fixated on me, and it is a ill-informed critique of the first motion to dismiss filed by Michael Smith on behalf of Michelle Malkin in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness LOLsuit.

The Malkin motion argues, as did almost all the defendants’ motions to dismiss, that Brett Kimberlin is defamation proof, that is, his reputation is so bad that it can’t suffer further injury. VOSF thought (and may still think) that argument was bunk.

Your client isn’t being sued for telling the truth.
Expect your motion to be denied.

So far, the courts haven’t agreed with Ferguson. None of the motions to dismiss the defamation claim in the RICO Madness LOLsuit were denied. In fact, Judge Hazel dismissed that claim, albeit without prejudice. That allowed The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin to refile the defamation claim in state court as part of his RICO Retread LOLsuit.

Of course, Michael Smith included the defamation proof argument in the motion he filed for Michelle Malkin and Twitchy in the state case, and Judge Mason found in their favor, ruling that

I will adopt the arguments of the defendants on their motion to dismiss[.]

popcorn4bkIOW, he ruled that Kimberlin is defamation proof. Thus, we can add that to the list of things that have been adjudicated against Team Kimberlin, and we can record another failed legal prediction for VOSF.

As another blog has pointed out, The Mockery Continues but not how he thought. Indeed, VOSF is a master of unintentional self-mockery. He wrote this just a few days before the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial.

P.S. I’ll just go ahead and prepare you for the eventuality of Brett Kimberlin’s past being wholly irrelevant in this case. Don’t be surprised it barely rates a mention in court next Monday.

(The bad link is in his original post.) TDPK sued my codefendants and me because we had, in part, written about his past. In the Walker, et al. LOLsuit he couldn’t prove that what we had written about him was false. In the RICO Remnant LOLsuit the court has found that his past behavior renders him so odious that he can’t be defamed. TDPK’s past has been important in all the case that have come to court thus far.

Brett Kimberlin really needs to open a fresh can of PR flacks.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’ve been slogging through the backups of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread as a part of a research project, and I’ve shared some of the more stupid posts I’ve found. I’ve also been digging through the back issues of such mind-numblingly specious sites as the various incarnations of Patriot Ombudsman and Liberal Grouch; Cabin Boy RadioEnd Times Tribune; I Got Your Lawsuit, Right Here; and The Mockery Continues.

Here are a few example quotes—

—Lest there be any doubt that WJJ Hoge has been trying to trick me into violating his peace order, he has created a new Twitter account. He hasn’t tweeted from it, but he has asked his pals to write mocking, salacious, taunting Tweets in the hopes that I would reply to all and — according to Hoge (but not the legislature or attorney general) — violate his peace order.

—I was finally given the opportunity to cross examine the despicable liar, WJJ Hoge, and actually caught him in mid-lie on stand.

—You are now (at least until Friday) an adjudicated harasser and stalker of teenage girls.

—But William Hoge picked his own fight with Schmalfeldt, and offers no evidence that he was ever harassed by him.

—The actions of Hoge, Walker and Jr. over the past several weeks (and months) provide LE with a strong basis for believing that they may have conspired to call in the bomb threat on the Carroll County courthouse.

popcorn4bkEach of these unfortunate bits of nonsense … well, who knows how they might be recycled?

Meanwhile, research continues.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Most of the posts that have been memory-holed by Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread are from the era when Bill Schmalfeldt was editor. Indeed, so much of the Cabin Boy’s™ work has been trashed, he’d be an unperson were it not for some of his recent comments to Bunny Boy’s posts.

OTOH, one can understand the embarrassment (and potential liabilities) that could stem from having posts like this on one’s website.BU20130415bombthreatThe post not only misrepresented Aaron Walker’s comment on the Boston Marathon Bombing, Team Kimberlin tried use the comment section to spin a tale connecting me to a bomb threat to a Carroll County courthouse. The following comment by “Texas Tim” took the post way over the top.

The Maryland/FBI Fusion Center is working overtime tonight and Aaron Walker and his patsy William Hoge would be naive to think that they are not getting a real hard look after what happened in Carroll County at 8:30 am this morning. Someone called the county saying that a bomb had been placed outside the Courthouse. This caused the District and Circuit courts to be evacuated and shut down for the entire day while bomb teams searched the area.

So what is making the Fusion Center focus on Walker and Hoge? Well, Hoge’s criminal charges against Rauhauser, Schmalfeldt and Kimberlin were scheduled to be dismissed at 9:00 am in that very Carroll County Courthouse. This, combined with Hoge/Walker’s recent attack on Howard County prosecutors, has some in the intel/LE community convinced that they are behind the bomb threat in order to get back at the Carroll County judges and prosecutors.

Walker and Hoge have a history of attacking anyone who does not agree with them, even for the smallest slight. Well, now that MO is coming back to haunt them.

And to think that Mr. Hoge was not even in the intel database a year ago…..

In fact, the Carroll County bomb threat was made by a Pennsylvania woman who had a court date for driving without a license. Carroll County Sheriff’s detectives quickly identified her, and she was arrested by police in Pennsylvania.

straight jacketAs bizarre as the Texas Tim comment seems, it’s really no more wacky that any of Brett Kimberlin’s other claims about Aaron Walker or me. According to his latest hallucinations, I’ve moved from being on that intelligence watch list to being an intelligence operative or contractor tasked with watching him.

I couldn’t make that kind of stuff up if I tried.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’ve been going over the backups of post that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread has memory-holed in preparation for … well, let’s leave it at I’ve been doing some research.

Here’s another post that has been flushed from the site:BU20130713LawAs the Gentle Reader can see from the date and byline, this was a rant by the Cabin Boy™ from when he was trying to overturn the first peace order issued against him. It’s a marvelous bit of vintage Acme legal “reasoning.” He deftly explains why the court should reverse itself, and he only has two minor problems with his story—the facts and the law. The Gentle Reader who has been following the Cabin Boy™ for the past couple of years may remember that Schmalfeldt’s motion to modify the peace order and his petition for a writ of certiorari for an appeal were both denied in October, 2013, and that my petition for an extension of the peace order was granted in December, 2013.

popcorn4bkThe Gentle Reader may also remember that 57F Osborne has repeatedly promised to follow stories only to drop covering them and memory-hole posts when Team Kimberlin loses at their lawfare. But that’s one of the reasons why this daily feature exists here at Hogewash!.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Last week, great fun was had following the publication of Confession of an Undercover Internet Troll. The Vast Hogewash! Research Organization scours the Interwebz for interesting bits of data concerning Team Kimberlin. Recently, a member of the VHRO found this file:

popcorn4bkIt’s the Introduction and first chapter of Confessions as read by the author. Enjoy it quickly, before Anonymous takes it down.

The voiceprint analysis was intriguing.

BTW, here’s the Blogspot page mentioned at the end of the audio track.


Did someone say something about OPSEC?

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread, Matt Osborne is desperately trying to throw something that might stick at one of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s legal adversaries. His latest screed contains this batch of falsehoods concerning the legal problems between TDPK and his wife back in 2013.

That episode also saw Walker submit an over-long, allegedly perjurious brief to a Maryland divorce court which made sick and sensational claims about Brett Kimberlin’s family. Nor did Walker feel limited by the court’s rejection, for his ally William Hoge rushed to the courthouse in order to copy and post the flimflam document online before it was sealed.

While Aaron Walker did advise Mrs. Kimberlin in DC and Virginia, in Maryland she either acted pro se or was represented by Zoa Barnes. Aaron never filed any court papers for Mrs. Kimberlin. Period. As to a “brief” that made “sick and sensational claims” about the Kimberlin family, Mrs. Kimberlin did file an Application for Statement of Charges accusing TDPK of third degree sexual offense (what in most states would be called statutory rape).

When Mrs. Kimberlin left the state and was unavailable as a witness, the charge was dropped. Here’s the Maryland Judiciary database entry for the case.4D00291890Spin_SettingsNote that she filed the Application for Statement Charges on 29 July, 2013, and the case was dropped on 21 August. Referring to the copy of the Application above, the True Test stamp is dated 9 October, 2013. Waiting 49 days from the date the charge was dropped to get a copy of the document is hardly rushing.

Yep. Team Kimberlin is stuck in a spin cycle, and I’d probably find the show more entertaining if I weren’t one of the lawfare targets. I don’t know how much longer it will last, but it may not be too late to invest in popcorn futures.

Stay tuned.