I think so, Brain … have you noticed that every new project requires a tool we don’t have?
I think so, Brain … but what if the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about?
Zort! Brain … this software requires Windows 8 or better. It’s a good thing we’re using Macs.
I think so, Brain … he says if we want a reply, we should enclose a self-abused, stomped antelope.
I think so, Brain … it seems that madness is taking its toll, but I’m not sure this guy has the right change.
Poit! Brain … this computer can’t see us. Look, the screen says, “Mouse not detected. Right-click to continue.”
I think so, Brain … but I thought the legal term “judgment proof” mean without financial assets, but in this case it seems to mean mental assets as well.
I think so, Brain … but what if OSHA won’t let the gerbils work without a net?
I think so, Brain … perhaps he should be cast in the lead role of the recently discovered drama that Sophocles wrote while in Australia—Platypus Wrecks.
I think so, Brain … he’s the right body type, but he’s too big to be Mr. Potato Head’s stunt double.
I think so, Brain … but are you sure the pantyhose is the right size for the orangutans?
I think so, Brain … but putting him in the role of Bluto, a stupid thug … talk about typecasting!
I think so, Brain … if he were to try for the part of Smee, it would be a promotion to First Mate.
Narf! Brain … what will we do with 300 pounds of Turkey Spam?
I think so, Brain … couldn’t they cast Arnold for the composer’s role in I’ll Be Bach?
Poit! Brain … I don’t understand today’s schedule. Shouldn’t the Patriots be playing the Redskins and then steal their stadium?
I think so, Brain … but what if they want us to play the other two dwarves, Sleazy and Flakey?
Narf! Brain … honesty is the best policy, but insanity may be a better defense.
I think so, Brain … therefore I am.
I think so, Brain … if the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be afloat?
Elvis (aka Kimberlin Unmasked) continues his/her/their Oedipal Bill cartoon series. Stop by and check out the latest.
Narf! Brain … power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
I think so, Brain … but how will be get the mothball smell out of the llama’s fur?
I think so, Brain … have you noticed that not all engineers are civil?
I think so, Brain … but we shouldn’t have to worry. Obamacare does not affect veterinary medicine. Yet.