$1,000 Reward Still Open

In October, 2012, The Lonely Conservative received death threats from an anonymous thug. Hogewash! has offered a $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for those threats. In order to qualify for the award any information must have be provided to an appropriate law enforcement agency.

This evening, Hogewash! received the following comment—TK201410230210ZRunning out of time? I think not. The applicable statute of limitations in New York (victim’s location) is 3 years with a 3 year extension for a total of 6 years if, as I believe to be the case, the perp is outside of New York. Charges can be brought as late as October, 2018.

If the perp is in Maryland and is charged under that state’s laws, there is a possible charges for which there is no statute of limitations.

We shall see who laughs last.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

Johnny is off doing further research on the Short Fused Dud Matter. The initial results are quite intriguing. This recycled program from last April will give the Gentle Reader a taste of what’s developing.

Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Old fashioned telephone bell rings four times.

JOHNNY: (Groggy) Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Did I wake you?

JOHNNY: Ah, yeah. It’s 5 o’clock out here on the West Coast.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Sorry about that, but this is important. You’re done out there, aren’t you?

JOHNNY: I’ve run down all the leads we’ve got.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) OK. Look, I’ve got you booked on a 7 am flight from LAX to Chicago. There’s more digging to do there.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading


While the investigative crew is out on a special assignment, Hogewash! is featuring reruns of older episodes.




ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!


ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.


Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

While I wait for The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin to file his omnibus response to the defendants’ motions to dismiss his second amended complaint in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness, I thought if might be interesting to review the story of his vexatious federal lawsuit by reposting some of the highlights of the past year’s coverage. Although one is supposed to provide separate proof of service of process for different lawsuits, TDPK tried to use the same green cards as proof of service in both the state Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit and in the RICO Madness. He compounded his error by providing different versions of the same green card in two separate filings in the state suit (Walker, et al.) and using Post Office transaction receipts which did not support his claims of Restricted Delivery in exhibits in a filing in the RICO Madness.

He got caught.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Originally Posted on 9 April, 2014

My part of the preparation for the hearings coming up this morning in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit was the task of cataloging some the evidence regarding the apparent forgeries that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has submitted as exhibits attached to his pleadings in both the state case and the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. If it seems as if my blogging has been a bit light recently, that was caused, in part, by the extent of this task.

Based solely on documents filed by TDPK or issued by the Clerk of the U. S. District Court for Maryland, there apparent forgeries relating to service of process on Ali Akbar, “Breitbart.com,” Kimberlin Unmasked, Stacy McCain, and Twitchy. BTW, in his response to one of the show cause orders in the RICO Madness, TDPK as already admitted to altering the summons he sent to Twitchy.

Today, may be an interesting day.

Stay tuned.

One more thing … You can help my codefendants (Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and Kimberlin Unmasked) and me defend ourselves from Brett Kimberlin’s vexatious attack on our First Amendment rights. Go the Bomber Sues Bloggers to find out how.

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9 April was an interesting day.

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Don’t Even Use That With Me

Originally Posted on 9 April, 2014

That ‘s what Judge Joan Ryon sternly told the The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin when he tried to use his pro se status to excuse his alteration of a document filed with the court in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance suit. The judge told TDPK that she wanted to fine him and took a recess to research whether or not she had the statutory authority to do so. She determined that she did not, so TDPK got off with a warning not to file any further forgeries with the court.

TDPK withdrew all of his motions for sanctions, so the net of the morning is status quo ante—except that Kimberlin is now skating on very thin ice.

My codefendant Stacy McCain will have a more detailed report at his blog.

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The state case continued to go downhill from there for TDPK. Most of it dissolved at summary judgment. The rest fell apart without us defendants having to put on a defense. If TDPK is very lucky, the RICO Madness will die at the motion to dismiss stage. Otherwise, we will proceed to discovery, and I don’t imagine that any of the defendants will be willing to put up with the nonsense Kimberlin tried to pull in the state lawsuit. Oh, yes. Discovery will be a bitch.


More reruns. Here’s a recycled episode while Sergeant Friday and Office Smith are on an extended assignment.

BlognetTitleCardMUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A blogger is being sued for writing about another lawsuit and questioning the plaintiff’s motives. His employer is being sued as well. Your job … get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out.

SOUND: Footsteps on sidewalk. Repeating background PA announcement: “The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers. No parking please.”

FRIDAY: It was Wednesday, March 6th. It was a smog-free day in LA. I was on temporary duty for Internet Detail. My partner, Liz Smith, was back in Westminster with our boss, Twitter Town Sheriff W. J. J. Hoge. My name’s Friday. It was 11:31 am when I walked out of the baggage claim area at LAX. Continue reading