Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Gentle Reader who has been following The Saga of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s RICO Madness should not be surprised to learn that TDPK has been caught in yet another lie on a court pleading. When he filed his reply to the oppositions to his motion for a second amended complaint in his vexatious Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. lawsuit, he certified that he served a copy on me by U. S. Mail on 9 April.ECF 119-certThe envelope containing the copy mailed to me bears a postmark of 11 April, 2014.postmark20140411The judge in the RICO case has already admonished TDPK in a Letter Order about diddling with service of pleadings on the defendants. It’s stunning that he’s still trying to pull that crap. But what’s really mind-boggling is that he filed that bogus certificate on last Wednesday, the same day that another judge let him have it for misleading her court.

#Stupid

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Johnny? Where are you? I thought you’d be back today.

JOHNNY: Not yet. I’ve taken a detour to run down another lead.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Oh?

JOHNNY: I’m driving back from Chicago rather than flying. It’s given me a chance to stop off along the way and interview some witnesses.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Witnesses? To what? Where?

JOHNNY: Right now, I’m in Bloomington.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Blognet


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NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A group of bloggers have been writing about the activities of a paroled domestic terrorist and his associates. He, in turn, has sued them, and there appears to be some irregularities with service of process. Your job … sort out the facts.

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ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual crime. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end. From crime to punishment. Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out.

SOUND: Footsteps in hallway.

FRIDAY: It was Saturday, January 11th. It was cold and raining in Westminster. We were working the day shift out of Internet Detail. My partner’s Liz Smith. The boss is Twitter Town Sheriff, W. J. J. Hoge. My name’s Friday. It was 11:14 am when Liz and I went to Room S-121. Forensics. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the ludicrous allegation that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin makes in his proposed second amended complaint filed in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness is found in paragraph 188.ECF 100-188

18 U.S.C § 1512 is a federal witness tampering statute, and section (d) reads:

(d) Whoever intentionally harasses another person and thereby hinders, delays, prevents, or dissuades any person from—

(1) attending or testifying in an official proceeding;
(2) reporting to a law enforcement officer or judge of the United States the commission or possible commission of a Federal offense or a violation of conditions of probation [sic] supervised release,, [sic] parole, or release pending judicial proceedings;
(3) arresting or seeking the arrest of another person in connection with a Federal offense; or
(4) causing a criminal prosecution, or a parole or probation revocation proceeding, to be sought or instituted, or assisting in such prosecution or proceeding;

or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 3 years, or both.

TDPK never bothers to explain in his fantasy complaint who might have attempted to prevent him from doing one of those things in any federal proceeding.

He also avoids any mention of § 1512(c). It reads:

(c) Whoever corruptly—

(1) alters, destroys, mutilates, or conceals a record, document, or other object, or attempts to do so, with the intent to impair the object’s integrity or availability for use in an official proceeding; or
(2) otherwise obstructs, influences, or impedes any official proceeding, or attempts to do so,

shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

Yeah, he probably doesn’t want to remind the court about the penalty for altering a document to impair its integrity.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


My part of the preparation for the hearings coming up this morning in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit was the task of cataloging some the evidence regarding the apparent forgeries that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has submitted as exhibits attached to his pleadings in both the state case and the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. If it seems as if my blogging has been a bit light recently, that was caused, in part, by the extent of this task.

Based solely on documents filed by TDPK or issued by the Clerk of the U. S. District Court for Maryland, there apparent forgeries relating to service of process on Ali Akbar, “Breitbart.com,” Kimberlin Unmasked, Stacy McCain, and Twitchy. BTW, in his response to one of the show cause orders in the RICO Madness, TDPK as already admitted to altering the summons he sent to Twitchy.

Today, may be an interesting day.

Stay tuned.

One more thing … You can help my codefendants (Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and Kimberlin Unmasked) and me defend ourselves from Brett Kimberlin’s vexatious attack on our First Amendment rights. Go the Bomber Sues Bloggers to find out how.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Old fashioned telephone bell rings four times.

JOHNNY: (Groggy) Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Did I wake you?

JOHNNY: Ah, yeah. It’s 5 o’clock out here on the West Coast.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Sorry about that, but this is important. You’re done out there, aren’t you?

JOHNNY: I’ve run down all the leadd we’ve got.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) OK. Look, I’ve got you booked on a 9 am flight from LAX to Chicago. There’s more digging to do there.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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In Re Case No. 5T00087071


This morning I met with an Assistant State’s Attorney from the Howard County State’s Attorney’s Office. The subject of our meeting was the disposition of the charge of failure to obey a peace order against Bill Schmalfeldt.

My meeting had certain similarities and certain differences compared to the meetings concerning Bill Schmalfeldt that Aaron Walker and Lee Stranahan had with that office.

The principal difference was that the prosecutor was polite and respectful of me. His conduct was at all times professional.

The principal similarity was that the decision to drop the charge had been irrevocably taken before the meeting. This is troubling because the purpose of the meeting was to provide evidence not contained in the charging document so that a proper decision could be made. Evidence apparently was to have no bearing on the disposition of the case.

I am disappointed.

 

Blognet


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NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A group of bloggers have been writing about the activities of a paroled domestic terrorist and his associates. He, in turn, had been seen stalking some of those blogger, and photographs related to that stalking have been published on the Internet. Your job … connect the dots.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual crime. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end. From crime to punishment. Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out.

SOUND: Footsteps in hallway.

FRIDAY: It was Friday, March 1st. It was clear and unseasonably warm in Westminster. We were working the evening shift out of Internet Detail. My partner’s Liz Smith. The boss is Twitter Town Sheriff, W. J. J. Hoge. My name’s Friday. It was 7:36 pm when I got back to the office.

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Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings once.

SOUND: Outboard motor.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Were you able to verify those files?

JOHNNY: Not yet. I have an appointment for lunch with our friend.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good. What’s that I hear in the background?

JOHNNY: Oh, that! That’s an outboard motor. I’ve been fishing this morning. If you’re going to send me someplace near the water, you should expect me to go fishing.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) OK. Just make sure you land a big one this afternoon.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Prevarication Du Jour


The Cabin Boy™ is running out of straw men to argue against.P-O20140327a

Taking the last bit first, it’s been demonstrated that the IP address in question was not associated during 2012 with the Brazilian website he keeps mentioning.

Schmalfeldt is also lying about the relative timing between when the SWATting comment was sent and damage from Sandy.SWATcommentAs can be seen above, the comment came in at 12:29 in the afternoon. Sandy came ashore around 8 pm in New Jersey. Most of the damage to Baltimore Gas & Electric’s distribution system occurred north of Baltimore beginning in the late afternoon. (Howard County, which is south of Baltimore, was relatively lightly hit.) The Gentle Reader should also note that the Cabin Boy™ never claims that he lost either power or Internet connections, or, if he did, he never says when the loss occurred.

Oh, and one more thing …

LGbylineatBU20121030The Cabin Boy™ says that he had abandoned liberalgrouch.com before the date the SWATting comment was sent. Yet, he was promoting it in his byline at Breitbart Unmasked on 30 October, 2012, the day after the comment was sent. Indeed, he continued to promote it in his byline there until 25 November.

Prevarication Du Jour


The Cabin Boy™ is trying spin up a story to contradict the documentary evidence of his behavior.P-O20140328aI have never alleged that Schmalfeldt used liberalgrouch.com on the day I received that SWATting threat. I have never alleged that he hijacked a Brazillian website. Those are straw men he attacks rather than confront actual evidence. What I have said thus far is that there is evidence that communications originating from Schmalfeldt were routed through the IP address in question.

Speaking of actual evidence, here’s some evidence that the Cabin Boy™ was using his Liberal Grouch persona in October, 2012.LGemail20121010The fact that he was using that email address in October, 2012, tends to confirm its use associated with a blog post.

If any law enforcement personnel would like to review the evidence package, I will gladly provide them a copy. My contact information can be found here.

UPDATE—While he’s creating his “explanation” of why I’m either lying or very stupid, the Cabin Boy™ also might want to address both of the comments that arrived minutes apart from the same IP address.swatthreatTheothercommentBoth of the email addresses listed were real email addresses of persons associated with the spoofed websites. However, the ktrainor59 address belonged to someone other than Stacy McCain.

popcorn4bkNow, as far as I’m concerned, the Cabin Boy™ can rant all he wants about this subject, but I don’t intend to have anything further to add.

He will do what he does.

If you run out of popcorn, click here.

 

Blognet


MUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A group of bloggers have been writing about the activities of a paroled domestic terrorist. He, in turn, has filed criminal charges against the bloggers, accusing them of harassment. Your job … investigate.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual crime. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end. From crime to punishment. Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out.

SOUND: Footsteps in foyer.

FRIDAY: It was Monday, August 5th. It was bright and sunny in Montgomery County. We were working an investigation for Internet Detail. My partner’s Liz Smith. The boss is Twitter Town Sheriff, W. J. J. Hoge. My name’s Friday. It was 8:42 am when we got to the District Courthouse in Rockville.

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Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Mr. Atsign. I’m the pro bono lawyer representing the defendants in The Bomber’s state lawsuit.

JOHNNY: Hello. Aaron told me you would be calling. Call me Johnny.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) OK, Johnny. When can we meet?

JOHNNY: My schedule is pretty open today.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Fine. Let’s meet at my office at 3. There are some things that need confirmation.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Prevarication Du Jour


The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is seeking a preliminary injunction in the Maryland Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit which would require us defendants to take down every post since 7 July, 2013, that mentions him. We defendants have filed oppositions to his motion, and TDPK has filed his reply to our oppositions. In his reply he cites comments on this blog as proof that the defendants are inciting violence against him.BKvAW2013Reply2PIOpp-3So there you have it. Comments on this blog are as intimidating as burning a cross on someone’s front lawn.

Acme Law at its finest.

BTW, you can help my codefendants and me fight TDPK’s attack on our First Amendment rights. Go to Bomber Sues Blogger to find out how.

Johnny Atsign


Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Hi, Aaron. You’re up early.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Actually, I’m still up late.

JOHNNY: What kept you up?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Easter eggs.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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An Appeal on Autopilot


The Gentle Reader who has followed the shenanigans of Bill Schmalfeldt over the past year or so may remember that just before his court date for charges of harassment, electronic harassment, and failure to obey a peace order, he and I engaged in an mediation session. In exchange for his dropping his appeal of the peace order, I agreed to recommend that the State’s Attorney’s Office drop the criminal charges against him.

I kept my part of the bargain.

While it seems that Schmalfeldt did nothing further to pursue his appeal, he did not drop it, and the Court of Special Appeals has forwarded the appeal to the Court of Appeals (Maryland’s highest court). The Court of Appeals has accepted what was filed as a petition for a writ of certiorari. The case appears to have been placed on the September, 2014, docket.

I have a few comments.

First, the peace order expires in June, so the case will be moot by September.

Second, I intend to oppose the petition for certiorari and any related motions.

Third, I will be reviewing other options with counsel and do not expect to have anything further to say about this matter until advised by counsel.

Blognet


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NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A group of bloggers have arranged to have a combination party and awards ceremony during an upcoming convention. Threats have been made against the gathering of a demonstration by unknown individuals. Your job … identify them.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual crime. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end. From crime to punishment. Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out.

SOUND: Footsteps along sidewalk.

FRIDAY: It was Thursday, March 14th. It was clear and cold in PG County. We were working a stakeout for Internet Detail. My partner’s Liz Smith. The boss is Twitter Town Sheriff, W. J. J. Hoge. My name’s Friday. It was 2:58 pm when we got to 172 Fleet Street. Continue reading

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Well, hello!

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) I think you want to log in to PACER.

JOHNNY: PACER? What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) The Bomber’s filing more stuff in that RICO lawsuit.

JOHNNY: Today? I just checked PACER. There’s nothing new today.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) You looked in the Maryland system. Run a search in the Eastern District of Virginia.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has been given until close of business this Friday to file any further amendments to his complaint in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. One reason he wishes to do so is that so much of his existing amended complaint has been gutted by the various motions to dismiss. As we wait this week for TDPK’s latest magnum opus, let’s review some of the better bits from those motions to dismiss.

Here’s a look at what Twitchy had to say about the summons and complaint they received.

Both the “Summons” and the “First Amended Complaint” Mr. Kimberlin mailed to Twitchy appear to be falsified. While the FAC on file with this Court does not include Twitchy among the 21 defendants in the caption, the FAC that Mr. Kimberlin mailed to Twitchy lists in its caption 22 defendants – “Twitchy” simply has been typed into the caption between defendants DB Capitol Strategies and The Franklin Center. Compare, Ex A (R.2, p. 1) with Ex B & its Tab 2, p. 1 (first page of FAC mailed to Twitchy). The version of the FAC mailed to Twitchy also lacks the header mark imprinted electronically atop each page by PACER upon efiling, marks that plainly are visible on the actual FAC. Id. It also is missing the “FILED” time-stamp affixed by the Clerk on its p. 1, Id. Obviously, the document Mr. Kimberlin mailed to Twitchy, and represented as being the FAC, is not the same document that is on file with this Court as R.2 – it has been doctored to add Twitchy to the caption as a defendant.

Similarly, the “Summons” Mr. Kimberlin mailed to Twitchy, and addressed to “Twitchy c/o Salem” purports by its electronic PACER markings to be p. 14 of the 18-page set of summonses the Clerk issued on November 12, 2013. Ex B & its Tab 1. However, page 14 of the set of summonses actually issued by and on file with the Clerk is the summons directed to co-defendant Aaron Walker. Ex C (R.4, p. 14 of 18). Mr. Kimberlin appears to have simply inserted Twitchy’s name and address in place of those of Mr. Walker, the intended recipient of the summons actually issued by this Court.

Have I mentioned that TDPK has been convicted of perjury and forging document? I think I may have.