I’ve been calling for a ban on high-capacity magazines such as copies of Mother Jones with more than 10 pages. Left-wing publication nuts could try to get around this sensible limitation on information capacity by resorting to the use of very large sheets of paper. Therefore, another sensible restriction would be to limit page size to no greater than 8.5 X 11 in. Publications using larger sheets sizes should be registered and taxed as “Instructive Devices” and only permitted to individuals who can pass a proper background check.