Smitty post the following:
Top 10 signs you may be Nobody:
10. You have blasphemed the Holy Narrative.
9. You have poked fun at #OccupyResoluteDesk on Twitter.
8. You have attended a Tea Party event.
7. You live in a red state.
6. You are not an Obama bundler.
5. You did not go to an Ivy League school.
4. You live in flyover country.
3. You live in a Southern state.
2. You are a military voter
1. You are named Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods
10 Check. 9 Check. 8 Nope. 7 Nope (Democratic Peoples Republic of Maryland). 6 Check. 5 Check (An SEC school). 4 Nope. 3 Sorta (I live in the part of the state that remembers the Mason-Dixon Line is our northern border). 2 Nope (Not any more) 1 Nope.