Prevarication Du Jour


The Cabin Boy™ has claimed that I have to look back to 2013 to find his nonsensical legal mouthings. A few hours or a few days will do. For example, …@GrouchyOldLib201505182332ZThe only accusation of stalking ever filed against me was in Brett Kimberlin’s recent peace order petition. However, it was thrown out during the ex parte hearing for the temporary order, that is, the judge found that the accusation of stalking was bogus.

I’ve been charged with harassment twice. The first time was in 2013. Brett Kimberlin filed the charge which was dropped and expunged so quickly that I was never served. There’s another charge pending about which I will not comment until after I have been served with the charging document, know what I’m actually accused of, and have reviewed that with counsel.

Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy™ continues to get things wrong.

UPDATE—As to that thing about being sued by multiple people, yeah, I’m being sued by two people, Brett Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™. Kimberlin lost his first two suits against me (Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. and Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. RICO Madness). His third suit against me (Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogaloo) is in the early stages, but I have have filed a motion to dismiss which Kimberlin has failed to oppose.

The Cabin Boy™ has filed several suits or sets of counterclaims against me. He withdrew the first suit two days after he filed it. His counterclaims were dismissed with prejudice. His second suit was dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. We’ll have a hearing on on of my motions to dismiss his latest frivolous lawsuit next Wednesday.

UPDATE 2—Let’s do a thought experiment. Pretend that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s current LOLsuit survives the motions to dismiss. Is it possible that the Defendants might file counterclaims? What interrogatories might be asked in discovery? What documents might be sought? Who might be deposed? Does the Cabin Boy™ have the means, financial or otherwise, to finish what he has started?

Inquiring minds want to know. If the Cabin Boy™ is lucky, they won’t find out.

Another Reason to Stay Away


I used to travel regularly to New York City for business. I can remember being able to truthfully repeat the old line, “It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.”

It’s not such a nice place to visit now. Mayor de Blasio is running the place further into the ground, and public safety is suffering. The NY Post reports that your 45% more likely to be murdered in de Blasio’s New York.

I’ll stay home or go elsewhere.

Rhea on Edge


Rhea HorizonThis image looking at the horizon of Saturn’s moon Rhea was taken by the Cassini spacecraft at a range of about 56,000 km from the small (~1500 km) moon. The surface of Rhea has been mostly shaped by impact cratering. On more geologically active worlds like Earth or moons such as Titan, craters are erased by erosion, volcanoes, or tectonics. On quieter worlds like Rhea, craters remain until they are disrupted or covered up by the ejecta of subsequent impacts.

Image Credit: NASA

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Cabin Boy™ has been running off at the keyboard throwing accusations and threats here and there and generally acting peevish when the only result is snickering.

I’ve been reviewing the backups of his Twitter timelines and various blogs for … well, let’s just say I’ve been looking them over, and it’s really quite amazing how he’s consistently managed to be so wrong about so much. For example, here are some tweets from 2013.

This one was sent in early August about seven weeks after a Circuit Court judge had ruled that he had been contacting me via @mentions on Twitter.RadioWMS201308051649Z

At the end of August, 2013, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed his Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit that include me as a defendant. In mid September, the Cabin Boy™ tweeted this.TS201309182123ZBill Schmalfeldt hears lots of stuff. Enough stuff that he should consider having more regular med checks. In any event, I didn’t scramble to get out of that law suit. I won it. Oh, and if you want to know what Kimberlin Unmasked is up to, check out kimberlinunmask.com.

The voices were talking to the Cabin Boy™ again later in September.ffr201309292102ZOf course, I didn’t withdraw that peace order. First, I wouldn’t have if I could. Second, I couldn’t. At most, I could have petitioned the court to modify it, and that’s what the Cabin Boy™ did. The hearing on his petition was set for 10 October, and he had all sorts of plans for me. BTW, the order was constitutional and the Court of Appeals declined to hear Schmalfeldt’s appeal of the order.frr201310051156Z

And not a single one of the 24 statements that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt ranted about was shown to be false. I wasn’t arrested for perjury. I didn’t leave the courthouse in handcuffs—not in October or, again, in December after the hearing to extend the peace order. The Cabin Boy went by the District Court Commissioners Office to try to file a charge of perjury against me after the December hearing. Nothing came of it.

The Cabin Boy™ goes on and on about how everyone else is lying. If that were so, after so many years, one of us should have screwed up and got caught.

OTOH, maybe we’re telling the truth, and Bill Schmalfeldt isn’t.